BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

**BadlandsVikings** · 05-18-2008, 08:13 PM

Dear BBQ,

Is Jared Allen a gay cowboy?

**BBQ Platypus** · 05-18-2008, 08:18 PM

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

Dear BBQ,

Is Jared Allen a g*y cowboy?

I would think not.
Why on Earth would we trade him to Dallas?

**gregair13** · 05-19-2008, 01:12 AM

How I have missed this topic.

Dearest BBQ,

Have you ever considered write a book? If so, hardcover or paperback?

**singersp** · 05-19-2008, 05:05 AM

BBQ, How many killer penguins does it take to overtake the world?

**Marrdro** · 05-19-2008, 07:39 AM

Hey BBQ, why is it that when you get a little extra money in your pocket something always happens so you have to spend it on something you had no plan to spend it on.

Case in point.....New trolling motor for the boat (original spending plan) and then a water heater breaks (new spending plan).
:'(

**BadlandsVikings** · 08-12-2008, 08:36 PM

Dear BBQ,

Where have you been hiding?

Is Brett Farve the devil?

**BBQ Platypus** · 08-12-2008, 08:40 PM

I've decided to answer "yes" to all of your questions.

**BBQ Platypus** · 08-12-2008, 10:49 PM

I hate Monday mornings.
They make me want to just go out and stab people.
Don't you agree?

**BBQ Platypus** · 08-12-2008, 10:50 PM

Um, boss...we're out of paper in the photocopier.
Also, there's blood all over your shirt.

**BBQ Platypus** · 08-12-2008, 10:50 PM

Yes, I'm aware of that, Jim.
It's because it's Monday.
Mondays are when I go out and stab people.

I suggest you run out and get some more paper.
I don't care how many people you have to stab to get it, just DO it!