Thread: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

"BBQ" wrote:

"singersp" wrote:

"BBQ" wrote:

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

If the stork brings the baby, where does the stork get the baby?

Daddy is cheating on Mommy with that homewrecking beeyatch floozy Miss Stork.
His dumb jiggly butt was too stupid to even use a condom, so he knocked her up and probably gave Mommy herpes (though she might have gotten that from your "Uncle" Herb - you know, the one you're not supposed to tell Daddy about).
Don't expect to ever see Daddy again - the cheating bird-lovin' bastard.

In any case, you're probably going to notice that Mommy has a lot more money now that her divorce with Daddy has been finalized.
This is called "alimony," and you certainly won't be seeing a dime of it.
Those plastic surgery bills won't pay themselves.

Who brings the storks their babies?
:-\

I thought I'd already addressed this issue.
Babies are manufactured wholesale by the galactic overlord Xenu from his spaceship above Hollywood.
Don't you remember?
(We built this city! DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT!
We built this city on ROCK! AND! ROLL!)

Where does Xenu get the money to manfacture the babies?

"BBQ" wrote:

"singersp" wrote:

"BBQ" wrote:

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

If the stork brings the baby, where does the stork get the baby?

Daddy is cheating on Mommy with that homewrecking beeyatch floozy Miss Stork.
His dumb jiggly butt was too stupid to even use a condom, so he knocked her up and probably gave Mommy herpes (though she might have gotten that from your "Uncle" Herb - you know, the one you're not supposed to tell Daddy about).
Don't expect to ever see Daddy again - the cheating bird-lovin' bastard.

In any case, you're probably going to notice that Mommy has a lot more money now that her divorce with Daddy has been finalized.
This is called "alimony," and you certainly won't be seeing a dime of it.
Those plastic surgery bills won't pay themselves.

Who brings the storks their babies?
:-\

I thought I'd already addressed this issue.
Babies are manufactured wholesale by the galactic overlord Xenu from his spaceship above Hollywood.
Don't you remember?
(We built this city! DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT!
We built this city on ROCK! AND! ROLL!)

No you addressed where the storks get the babies that they deliver. I asked who delivers the baby storkies to the expecting momma & daddy storks.

"singersp" wrote:

"BBQ" wrote:

"singersp" wrote:

"BBQ" wrote:

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

If the stork brings the baby, where does the stork get the baby?

Daddy is cheating on Mommy with that homewrecking beeyatch floozy Miss Stork.
His dumb jiggly butt was too stupid to even use a condom, so he knocked her up and probably gave Mommy herpes (though she might have gotten that from your "Uncle" Herb - you know, the one you're not supposed to tell Daddy about).
Don't expect to ever see Daddy again - the cheating bird-lovin' bastard.

In any case, you're probably going to notice that Mommy has a lot more money now that her divorce with Daddy has been finalized.
This is called "alimony," and you certainly won't be seeing a dime of it.
Those plastic surgery bills won't pay themselves.

Who brings the storks their babies?
:-\

I thought I'd already addressed this issue.
Babies are manufactured wholesale by the galactic overlord Xenu from his spaceship above Hollywood.
Don't you remember?
(We built this city! DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT!
We built this city on ROCK! AND! ROLL!)

No you addressed where the storks get the babies that they deliver. I asked who delivers the baby storkies to the expecting momma & daddy storks.

No, I'm talking about earlier.
Like, way back in the Wayback Machine - several months, at least.
I distinctly remember saying that babies are manufactured by Xenu and his evil Hollywood alien minions.
The storks are only the distributors - you know, the middlemen.
Therefore, I advocate the wholesale slaughter of all storks.
That way, you can eliminate the middleman!

"BBQ" wrote:

"singersp" wrote:

"BBQ" wrote:

"singersp" wrote:

"BBQ" wrote:

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

If the stork brings the baby, where does the stork get the baby?

Daddy is cheating on Mommy with that homewrecking beeyatch floozy Miss Stork.
His dumb jiggly butt was too stupid to even use a condom, so he knocked her up and probably gave Mommy herpes (though she might have gotten that from your "Uncle" Herb - you know, the one you're not supposed to tell Daddy about).
Don't expect to ever see Daddy again - the cheating bird-lovin' bastard.

In any case, you're probably going to notice that Mommy has a lot more money now that her divorce with Daddy has been finalized.
This is called "alimony," and you certainly won't be seeing a dime of it.
Those plastic surgery bills won't pay themselves.

Who brings the storks their babies?
:-\

I thought I'd already addressed this issue.
Babies are manufactured wholesale by the galactic overlord Xenu from his spaceship above Hollywood.
Don't you remember?
(We built this city! DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT!
We built this city on ROCK! AND! ROLL!)

No you addressed where the storks get the babies that they deliver. I asked who delivers the baby storkies to the expecting momma & daddy storks.

No, I'm talking about earlier.
Like, way back in the Wayback Machine - several months, at least.
I distinctly remember saying that babies are manufactured by Xenu and his evil Hollywood alien minions.
The storks are only the distributors - you know, the middlemen.
Therefore, I advocate the wholesale slaughter of all storks.
That way, you can eliminate the middleman!

Yes, but where does Xenu get the money to manfacture the babies??

I was gonna say...
No I won't say it because I'll get a green dot or the thread will be locked!!

"BBQ" wrote:

"singersp" wrote:

"BBQ" wrote:

"singersp" wrote:

"BBQ" wrote:

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

If the stork brings the baby, where does the stork get the baby?

Daddy is cheating on Mommy with that homewrecking beeyatch floozy Miss Stork.
His dumb jiggly butt was too stupid to even use a condom, so he knocked her up and probably gave Mommy herpes (though she might have gotten that from your "Uncle" Herb - you know, the one you're not supposed to tell Daddy about).
Don't expect to ever see Daddy again - the cheating bird-lovin' bastard.

In any case, you're probably going to notice that Mommy has a lot more money now that her divorce with Daddy has been finalized.
This is called "alimony," and you certainly won't be seeing a dime of it.
Those plastic surgery bills won't pay themselves.

Who brings the storks their babies?
:-\

I thought I'd already addressed this issue.
Babies are manufactured wholesale by the galactic overlord Xenu from his spaceship above Hollywood.
Don't you remember?
(We built this city! DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT!
We built this city on ROCK! AND! ROLL!)

No you addressed where the storks get the babies that they deliver. I asked who delivers the baby storkies to the expecting momma & daddy storks.

No, I'm talking about earlier.
Like, way back in the Wayback Machine - several months, at least.
I distinctly remember saying that babies are manufactured by Xenu and his evil Hollywood alien minions.
The storks are only the distributors - you know, the middlemen.
Therefore, I advocate the wholesale slaughter of all storks.
That way, you can eliminate the middleman!

I thought Xenu was killed in a freak accident when he tried to combine black licorice, pop rocks & Coca Cola using kinectic energy?
:-

"singersp" wrote:

"BBQ" wrote:

"singersp" wrote:

"BBQ" wrote:

"singersp" wrote:

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"BadlandsViking" wrote:

If the stork brings the baby, where does the stork get the baby?

Daddy is cheating on Mommy with that homewrecking beeyatch floozy Miss Stork.
His dumb jiggly butt was too stupid to even use a condom, so he knocked her up and probably gave Mommy herpes (though she might have gotten that from your "Uncle" Herb - you know, the one you're not supposed to tell Daddy about).
Don't expect to ever see Daddy again - the cheating bird-lovin' bastard.

In any case, you're probably going to notice that Mommy has a lot more money now that her divorce with Daddy has been finalized.
This is called "alimony," and you certainly won't be seeing a dime of it.
Those plastic surgery bills won't pay themselves.

Who brings the storks their babies?
:-\

I thought I'd already addressed this issue.
Babies are manufactured wholesale by the galactic overlord Xenu from his spaceship above Hollywood.
Don't you remember?
(We built this city! DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT!
We built this city on ROCK! AND! ROLL!)

No you addressed where the storks get the babies that they deliver. I asked who delivers the baby storkies to the expecting momma & daddy storks.

No, I'm talking about earlier.
Like, way back in the Wayback Machine - several months, at least.
I distinctly remember saying that babies are manufactured by Xenu and his evil Hollywood alien minions.
The storks are only the distributors - you know, the middlemen.
Therefore, I advocate the wholesale slaughter of all storks.
That way, you can eliminate the middleman!

I thought Xenu was killed in a freak accident when he tried to combine black licorice, pop rocks & Coca Cola using kinectic energy?
:-\
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That is a ridiculous lie propagated by suppressive persons such as myself.

Dear BBQ,

Why do ear hairs and nose hairs increase in growth as you age?

Dear BBQ,


Why is it that some people give up easily when they are put under stress or during a discouraging situation when others seem to be able to persavere?

Yo BBQ,

Is the universe expanding or contracting?
And what is at the end of the universe?
And how many dimensions really exist?
If there really is 248 like some mathematicians are claiming, how the hell do I punch it into my TI-55?