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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    dear bbq, why does the majority of this site refuse to aknowledge my obvius god like status?
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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ:

    Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "shockzilla" wrote:
    Dear BBQ:

    Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
    I'm afraid you're askin' the wrong guy.
    You'd have to ask his parents - they're the ones who named him.
    Unfortunately, they are long since dead, much like the Romester himself.


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    Dear BBQ

    Are you still trying to take over the world?

    and

    If the stork brings the baby, where does the stork get the baby?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ, if inflammable means flammable, what does flammable mean?


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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ, what is the proper run to pass ratio for a team to be effective?
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    Dear BBQ,


    WHY??

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    Dear BBQ

    Are you still trying to take over the world?
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    I have neither the time nor the inclination to answer this question.
    At this stage of my conquest (if indeed I am continuing my conquest, which I may or may not be*), I am operating with utmost secrecy.
    For all you know, I have already succeeded.

    * And I AM!
    But remember, you didn't hear that from me.

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    If the stork brings the baby, where does the stork get the baby?
    Daddy is cheating on Mommy with that homewrecking beeyatch floozy Miss Stork.
    His dumb jiggly butt was too stupid to even use a condom, so he knocked her up and probably gave Mommy herpes (though she might have gotten that from your "Uncle" Herb - you know, the one you're not supposed to tell Daddy about).
    Don't expect to ever see Daddy again - the cheating bird-lovin' bastard.

    In any case, you're probably going to notice that Mommy has a lot more money now that her divorce with Daddy has been finalized.
    This is called "alimony," and you certainly won't be seeing a dime of it.
    Those plastic surgery bills won't pay themselves.


    "jessejames09" wrote:
    Dear BBQ, if inflammable means flammable, what does flammable mean?
    Well, if inflammable means flammable, it logically follows that flammable means INflammable.
    Which means flammable.
    Thus, we have a "word circle" - two words that keep pointing back and forth between each other, thus entirely negating their own meanings.

    We can therefore conclude that the best way to deal with an out-of-control blaze is to pour a flammable liquid (or inflammable liquid - it doesn't matter) all over and around the fire.
    The fire, in its efforts to resolve the circular dilemma, will keep switching on and off until it finally gives up and puts itself out in confusion.


    "Marrdro" wrote:
    Dear BBQ, what is the proper run to pass ratio for a team to be effective?
    While some so-called "experts" might claim that this depends on the team, these "experts" are silly.
    The proper run-to-pass ratio is infinity to zero.
    Most, if not all, of the players on offense should be running on every play - even when throwing, kicking, or punting the ball.
    There isn't a single play in football that doesn't involve running in one way or another.
    It certainly doesn't make much sense for your players to be standing still, does it?

    I don't know what this "pass" thing is that you're talking about.
    If a team finds itself in an untenable situation, it is never given the option of "pass."
    It must always "play," regardless of the situation.
    Perhaps you have this game confused with Crazy Eights.
    (Don't be embarrassed - it's happened to me countless times).


    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,


    WHY??
    I dunno.
    It just happened, y'know?
    Maybe...'cuz I was drunk?
    Nah, wait - I don't drink.

    Ah - I got it!
    It's like...we didn't start the fire.
    It was always burnin', since the world's been turnin'...


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    "BBQ" wrote:

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    If the stork brings the baby, where does the stork get the baby?
    Daddy is cheating on Mommy with that homewrecking beeyatch floozy Miss Stork.
    His dumb jiggly butt was too stupid to even use a condom, so he knocked her up and probably gave Mommy herpes (though she might have gotten that from your "Uncle" Herb - you know, the one you're not supposed to tell Daddy about).
    Don't expect to ever see Daddy again - the cheating bird-lovin' bastard.

    In any case, you're probably going to notice that Mommy has a lot more money now that her divorce with Daddy has been finalized.
    This is called "alimony," and you certainly won't be seeing a dime of it.
    Those plastic surgery bills won't pay themselves.
    Who brings the storks their babies?
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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "singersp" wrote:
    "BBQ" wrote:

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    If the stork brings the baby, where does the stork get the baby?
    Daddy is cheating on Mommy with that homewrecking beeyatch floozy Miss Stork.
    His dumb jiggly butt was too stupid to even use a condom, so he knocked her up and probably gave Mommy herpes (though she might have gotten that from your "Uncle" Herb - you know, the one you're not supposed to tell Daddy about).
    Don't expect to ever see Daddy again - the cheating bird-lovin' bastard.

    In any case, you're probably going to notice that Mommy has a lot more money now that her divorce with Daddy has been finalized.
    This is called "alimony," and you certainly won't be seeing a dime of it.
    Those plastic surgery bills won't pay themselves.
    Who brings the storks their babies?
    :-\
    I thought I'd already addressed this issue.
    Babies are manufactured wholesale by the galactic overlord Xenu from his spaceship above Hollywood.
    Don't you remember?
    (We built this city! DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT!
    We built this city on ROCK! AND! ROLL!)


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