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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

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    Fine. Ignore this thread. See if I care. cry
    Sorry BBQ, it's just that you kind of...scare me. lol
    Yeah, I tend to have that effect on people. :banana:
    Eh, who cares what they think man! Be different!
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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    BBQ i've always wanted to ask.. How old are u man?! Your either a frickin hilarious kid.. Or an adult who doesn't care what people think.. It's awesome.. So how old?? Or a rough idea.. Your a unique guy I can't wait to see ur title when u get one haha

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

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    BBQ i've always wanted to ask.. How old are u man?! Your either a frickin hilarious kid.. Or an adult who doesn't care what people think.. It's awesome.. So how old?? Or a rough idea.. Your a unique guy I can't wait to see ur title when u get one haha
    That's a darn good question. I think he's probably about my age... 17-18. He's got a crazy sense of humor but is smart also.
    The best part of my day is when I get down on my knees, with my head in my hands, and thank GOD for everything he has given me.

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

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    Fine. Ignore this thread. See if I care. :cry:
    Ok! Let's go the twisted route.

    Why is it, no matter how well you chew corn up, it still comes out whole?

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

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    BBQ i've always wanted to ask.. How old are u man?! Your either a frickin hilarious kid.. Or an adult who doesn't care what people think.. It's awesome.. So how old?? Or a rough idea.. Your a unique guy I can't wait to see ur title when u get one haha
    Aight. 17 if you measure the number of times the Earth has circled the sun since I was born; 4 if you just go by my attention span.

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    Ok! Let's go the twisted route.

    Why is it, no matter how well you chew corn up, it still comes out whole?
    Because it tastes good. Why would corn make its form of reproduction taste so dang good if it couldn't survive the digestive process? If it couldn't, they would make it taste like @$$, pickled herring, McDonald's, or something disgusting like that. Poo makes great fertilizer. Strictly reproductive purposes, man. Besides, I like to count how many chunks there are before I flush.

    JK! :lol:


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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    "BBQ Platypus" wrote:
    "Vikez4Lyfe" wrote:
    BBQ i've always wanted to ask.. How old are u man?! Your either a frickin hilarious kid.. Or an adult who doesn't care what people think.. It's awesome.. So how old?? Or a rough idea.. Your a unique guy I can't wait to see ur title when u get one haha
    Aight. 17 if you measure the number of times the Earth has circled the sun since I was born; 4 if you just go by my attention span.

    "singersp" wrote:
    Ok! Let's go the twisted route.

    Why is it, no matter how well you chew corn up, it still comes out whole?
    Because it tastes good. Why would corn make its form of reproduction taste so dang good if it couldn't survive the digestive process? If it couldn't, they would make it taste like @$$, pickled herring, McDonald's, or something disgusting like that. Poo makes great fertilizer. Strictly reproductive purposes, man. Besides, I like to count how many chunks there are before I flush.

    JK! :lol:
    I seriously don't doubt that for a second.
    The best part of my day is when I get down on my knees, with my head in my hands, and thank GOD for everything he has given me.

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

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    BBQ i've always wanted to ask.. How old are u man?! Your either a frickin hilarious kid.. Or an adult who doesn't care what people think.. It's awesome.. So how old?? Or a rough idea.. Your a unique guy I can't wait to see ur title when u get one haha
    Aight. 17 if you measure the number of times the Earth has circled the sun since I was born; 4 if you just go by my attention span.

    "singersp" wrote:
    Ok! Let's go the twisted route.

    Why is it, no matter how well you chew corn up, it still comes out whole?
    Because it tastes good. Why would corn make its form of reproduction taste so dang good if it couldn't survive the digestive process? If it couldn't, they would make it taste like @$$, pickled herring, McDonald's, or something disgusting like that. Poo makes great fertilizer. Strictly reproductive purposes, man. Besides, I like to count how many chunks there are before I flush.

    JK! lol
    I seriously don't doubt that for a second.
    :shock: What's THAT supposed to mean? Are you trying to imply something?

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)



    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

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    John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
    Russell Beland, Springfield

    He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
    Jack Bross, Chevy Chase

    Those two cracked me up! :lol:
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    Those are funny. I find it painful to grade most papers at the university, I can't even imagine how painful it would be in high school.
    Although, I did like this one:

    Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
    Chuck Smith, Woodbridge

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