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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    What is the personality of a stick in the mud?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Words of wisdom from the mouth of BBQ:

    If you want to post on this board, don't become a prokaryote.
    Prokaryotes cannot type because they don't have fingers and are microscopic.

    "Mr Anderson" wrote:
    Are there really aliens?
    (Bad Borat impersonation) We have no way how to know if what we have not yet seen such a spaceman.
    But if we were to catapault you into outer space, then yes.
    WHOOSH!
    You are a spaceman.
    Congratulation.

    "WVV" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    How much is used sack of doorknobs worth?
    Hmm...a used sack of doorknobs...well, not very much.
    First of all, it's used, and second, the sack does not include the doorknobs inside.
    The price of the doorknobs would depend on whether they, like the sack, were used previously.

    "mr.woo" wrote:
    dear BBQ how dumb is a box of rocks?
    Dumber than John Madden, smarter than Tim McCarver.

    "YogidAbEAR" wrote:
    dear BBQ,

    whats better cookies or crackers?
    Oh, COME ON!!!
    The answer is OBVIOUSLY cookies.
    I would much rather eat a dozen cookies than a dozen white people.
    Silly Yogi.
    Ticks are for squids.

    "tke0933" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    What is the personality of a stick in the mud?
    I'm not sure, and I don't think I really want to know.
    My first impression of him is that he's a total douchebag.


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    BBQ,

    Would you rather take a swim in the gene pool or have a bowl of Primordial soup?

    And is there a Manhattan & New England variant of Primordial soup?

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    Have you ever sucked the jelly out of a jelly doughnut and filled it with chocolate sauce?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "singersp" wrote:
    BBQ,

    Would you rather take a swim in the gene pool or have a bowl of Primordial soup?

    And is there a Manhattan & New England variant of Primordial soup?
    My gene pool has too much chlorine in it.
    It burns my eyes.
    Ouchy.

    Mmmm......primordial soup..........

    "WVV" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    Have you ever sucked the jelly out of a jelly doughnut and filled it with chocolate sauce?
    Ew.
    No, I HATE jelly doughnuts.
    I prefer to suck the doughnut out of non-jelly doughnuts and fill the, um...nothing...with chocolate sauce.
    And then use a straw to drink the chocolate sauce off the floor.
    Sticky, chocolatey goodness.



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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Random thought:
    For Halloween, instead of making a costume, I'm just going to make a paper airplane, carry it around with me, and go as an aircraft carrier.


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    Do I have a problem if I have my bedroom filled with life size Randy Moss pictures and stare at them every night instead of doing something else?
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    What's the purpose of underwear?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ:

    If Jack Sprat could eat no fat, and his wife could eat no lean, then what COULD they eat?
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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    Why does my face hurt?
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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