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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    dear BBQ

    speaiking of superman, how come bullets couldn't kill him but falling of a horse did?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "WVV" wrote:
    dear BBQ

    speaiking of superman, how come bullets couldn't kill him but falling of a horse did?
    Oh, WVV...what an insensitive question for you to ask......and I thought I was evil.

    Well done, sir.

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    Why is it you can be shot dead but no one is ever described as shot alive?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    What's left to do after you swallow people's souls.

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "scottishvike" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    Why is it you can be shot dead but no one is ever described as shot alive?
    I'm not sure.
    Maybe it's because it's possible to shoot somebody and cause them to die, but it isn't possible to shoot somebody so much that they come back to life.

    "WVV" wrote:
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    What's left to do after you swallow people's souls.
    Given the fact that that sentence is not a question, the only reasonable assumption is that you are Alex Trebek and I am playing Jeopardy.
    I do not know the question to this answer, so I'm not going to waste money by buzzing in.
    I'll leave that to the guy standing next to me who has negative twelve thousand dollars...who coincidentally looks a lot like YogidAbEAR.


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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Zg'derf.
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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Are there really aliens?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    How much is used sack of doorknobs worth?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    dear BBQ how dumb is a box of rocks?
    woo out
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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    dear BBQ,

    whats better cookies or crackers?

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