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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    or if the plural of mouse is mice, why isn't the plural of house hice?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

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    Hey BBQ,

    If Satan is the Prince of Darkness, who is the king?
    MC's run away when I kick it
    They act so chicken, they should come with a large drink and a biscuit
    -Canibus

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Honorable BBQ,

    What is your favorite passtime during the BYE week?

    Prophet

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Dear Mr. BBQ:

    If the snizzen with the frizzen ate a razzen on a plazzen, could a grizzen or a grozzen make a flozzen do the mozzen?
    F'shizzen.
    But only if the grazzen on a frazzen belonging to John Madden's hozzelhoven makes jizzen in the turducken. And before you ask: yes, that means what you think it does.
    Y'dizzen, bizzen?

    "wvv" wrote:
    Dear Mr. BBQ:

    What happened to the Green Eggs and Ham?
    Sadly, the Green Eggs and Ham filed for bankruptcy just five years after its multi-platinum debut album was released.
    It now lives in Pasadena with its wife Edna and its two children, William Shatner and Ham, 9, and Peter Dennis Blandford and Ham, 5.
    Green Eggs and Ham currently writes music reviews for Rolling Stone.

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Dear Mr. BBQ:

    If the plural of "goose" is "geese", why isn't the plural of "moose", "meese"?
    Because it would be too easily confused with the word Me-ese, defined as the language that I made up on my own.
    I'm speaking Me-ese right now - it just happens to be exactly the same as English.

    "i_bleed_purple" wrote:
    or if the plural of mouse is mice, why isn't the plural of house hice?
    Actually, in Ebonics, the plural of house is hice.
    Since the singular of house is "hizee," "hice" is the logical plural.
    Or it might as well be.

    "wvv" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the video store, rent every copies of "Jingle All the Way," and peck them to pieces one by one.

    "Bdubya" wrote:
    Hey BBQ,

    If Satan is the Prince of Darkness, who is the king?
    Two words: Steve Guttenberg.

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Honorable BBQ,

    What is your favorite passtime during the BYE week?

    Prophet
    Wait...hang on a sec...you think I'm HONORABLE!?

    BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!!!!!!!!!
    THAT'S THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I'VE EVER HEARD!!!

    Um...I have several bye-week pasttimes.
    Pornography, watching B-movies, slaughtering zombies, porn, video games, playing drums, searching the Internet for porn, plotting world domination, reading magazine articles and porn, masturbating, boat cruises, and porn.

    Oh, and I also like a little porn every now and then.
    I don't think I mentioned that.


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    dear BBQ,

    how do we know the sky isn't green and we're just all colour blind?

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    dear BBQ,

    How long do your killer penguins live?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "YogidAbEAR" wrote:
    dear BBQ,

    how do we know the sky isn't green and we're just all colour blind?
    Actually, the sky should technically be purple.
    Most of the light that isn't completely diffracted and/or absorbed by the Earth's atmosphere is violet light.
    Our eyes just don't see violet very well.
    Some animals see the sky as it really is - ruled by purple!
    SKOL Vikes, rulers of the sky!

    "WVV" wrote:
    dear BBQ,

    How long do your killer penguins live?
    The question you should be asking isn't how long my penguins live.
    It's how long you're going to live after I start sending my penguins to kill you.
    BWAH-HAH-HAH!!!



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    Hey BBQ, are there any "Man-Laws" that the men of the squared table should consider from us?

    - Also, what's up with all of the stingrays attacking people now??

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    dear BBQ,

    Why, in all the movies, does Superman take every round in the chest, and then duck when they throw the gun at him?
    Zeus wrote:
    When are you going to realize that picking out the 20 bad throws this year and ignoring the 300 good ones does not make your point?

    =Z=

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