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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,






    Now that Singer has gone back home from his vacation here, Who do I find to complete my chore list?....


    I LOVE THE SMELL OF VICTORY IN THE MORNING AIR.

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    "triedandtruevikesfan" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    I have been pondering a question to ask and can not come up with anything that is fitting of your vast knowledge. So instead I shall ask if you are always this random? When you're sitting around with your buddies do you spout stuff off like this? When you're out on a date do you try to woo her with all this chatter?

    Sincerely yours,
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    Why, does it turn you on? :wink:

    Slightly, is that wrong?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Prease to excuse my poor knowledge of Japanese table manners.
    I am very incoherent today.

    "westvirginiavikings" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,
    How long does it take to train your evil penguins?
    Trains?
    How long?
    More like how wide.
    Train tracks in Russia are made slightly wider than the international standard.
    Silly Russians.

    "i_bleed_purple" wrote:
    dear BBQ, if a rhombus has 4 sides what's the opposite of blue?
    For no reason, I have had "Ride My See Saw" stuck in my head for 17 hours, present even in my dreams.
    Probably because I dreamed I was devoured by a mutant jukebox.
    It had lots of change inside.
    "Mutant Jukebox" would be a good name for a band.

    'Twas that of which you spoke?
    No.
    Your questions have holes in them.
    Therefore they are swiss cheese.

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    I am hungry.
    What should I do?
    Like all Eastern European countries, you should sit there and be ignored whilst high schoolers struggle to find you on the map.

    But it will cost you twenty-five cents.

    "VikingNed" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,






    Now that Singer has gone back home from his vacation here, Who do I find to complete my chore list?....
    Hi, you've reached Tom Servo's third robot's gerbil food deliveryman.
    We're sorry, but Joseph Stalin is not available right now, because he doesn't live here and is dead.
    Justin Timberlake does not live here, either, but, alas, he is not dead.
    BBQ Platypus lives here, is not dead, but doesn't like you very much.
    Please try again twelve times while we make fun of you, or leave a more interesting question at the beep.


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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    First, thanks for enlightening us, the peasants.
    We appreciate it.

    I had a student stop by my office today that wanted to drop a class and add a different class and it is past the deadline.
    This student is very annoying and is not self motivated.
    I never want this student to bother me again, what should I do to ensure that my wish comes true?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear Mr. BBQ:

    Since, obviously, you are the smartest man in the world, I figured you would be the PERFECT person to ask this riddle:

    There are two people standing in a hallway, looking up at a painting of someone. One person turns to the other and says, "Brothers and sisters I have none, but this man's father is my father's son."

    Who is the person in the painting in relation to the person speaking?
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    "shockzilla" wrote:
    Dear Mr. BBQ:

    Since, obviously, you are the smartest man in the world, I figured you would be the PERFECT person to ask this riddle:

    There are two people standing in a hallway, looking up at a painting of someone. One person turns to the other and says, "Brothers and sisters I have none, but this man's father is my father's son."

    Who is the person in the painting in relation to the person speaking?
    It's a painting of himself.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "singersp" wrote:
    "shockzilla" wrote:
    Dear Mr. BBQ:

    Since, obviously, you are the smartest man in the world, I figured you would be the PERFECT person to ask this riddle:

    There are two people standing in a hallway, looking up at a painting of someone. One person turns to the other and says, "Brothers and sisters I have none, but this man's father is my father's son."

    Who is the person in the painting in relation to the person speaking?
    It's a painting of himself.
    Nope.
    It's a painting of HIS son.
    The father of the person in the painting is the SON of HIS father.
    Since he has no brothers, the father of the man in the painting must be him.
    Thus, it is his son.


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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear Mr. BBQ:
    Which costs less: divorce or murder?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "BBQ" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "shockzilla" wrote:
    Dear Mr. BBQ:

    Since, obviously, you are the smartest man in the world, I figured you would be the PERFECT person to ask this riddle:

    There are two people standing in a hallway, looking up at a painting of someone. One person turns to the other and says, "Brothers and sisters I have none, but this man's father is my father's son."

    Who is the person in the painting in relation to the person speaking?
    It's a painting of himself.
    Nope.
    It's a painting of HIS son.
    The father of the person in the painting is the SON of HIS father.
    Since he has no brothers, the father of the man in the painting must be him.
    Thus, it is his son.
    I KNEW you were smart for a reason!
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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    First, thanks for enlightening us, the peasants.
    We appreciate it.

    I had a student stop by my office today that wanted to drop a class and add a different class and it is past the deadline.
    This student is very annoying and is not self motivated.
    I never want this student to bother me again, what should I do to ensure that my wish comes true?
    Don't ask.
    The great ones never have to.
    Just take out your chainsaw and let your pent-up, pathological misanthropy take care of the rest.

    "westvirginiavikings" wrote:
    Dear Mr. BBQ:
    Which costs less: divorce or murder?
    MURDER, of course!!! *
    BWAH-HAH-HAH!!!
    MURDER!!! MURDER!!! MURDER!!! MURDER!!! MURDER!!! MURDER!!! MURDER!!! MURDER!!! How I love that word!
    MURDER!!!
    MU-HAHAHAHAHA-HA!!!

    * Answer is only true based on the assumption that your worldly posessions are valued above that of any of the following:
    two garrotte wires, a pair of sharpened ancient Roman gladii, two fatal doses of hemlock, two beef tacos in which to put the hemlock, two chicken incubators, two generous supplies of steroids and chicken growth hormone, two copies of "From Yolk to Choke: How to Turn Your Bird Into a Killer," two hemlock tacos (now available at Taco Bell(R)) into which you put some beef, and any two murder weapons identical to the one that you will use.
    I'm also assuming you'll get away with it.
    Good luck!


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