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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear Mr. BBQ,

    What is the square root of mud?
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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear Mr. BBQ,

    Why did Mr. Rogers always change clothes?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    I am intrigued, will you tell me more?


    Personally, I don't think there is intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    Is Maurice Clarett supplying you with your weapons for your penguin army?

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    Dear BBQ,

    Is belly button lint toxic and was this your cargo?

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    "renovikesfan" wrote:
    Thanks for that answer, Mr. Platypus, even if it was somewhat brief. I now have a smidgeon of an iota of a clue about something which nobody cares about aside from my professor (oh, and well, um...apparently you, as well).

    I'll be happy to let you and everyone else know what grade I got.....please be patient. Please.....for the love of S'Mores, be patient.

    Okay...thanks for your patience (and for loving S'Mores). I have the results back from my professor (who, in a creepy sort of way, looks ALOT like the dude wearing the HOMSAR shirt in your avatar).

    She gave me a C, along with these notes:


    1) Reno, this would be a higher grade if you had remembered to include C, F, G, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, T, and U, but since you can't be expected to have access to those top-secret files (locked down in the basement of the Vatican, along with other top-secret information like how Cory Feldman, Gilbert Gottfried, and Tom Green were able to get any other acting roles after their first one), I actually gave you a higher grade than I would if you had the "inside track" like the infamous BBQ Platypus.

    2) Include footnotes next time. Or die. I mean it.

    3) The sacrifices and orgies didn't involve beavers, but rather muskrats. Forgivable mistake, since you weren't granted access to the "Q" file.

    Long live Lord Horsehumpington!!!

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    So...thanks again, Mr. Platypus. That C grade helps me pass my class, and gets me one semester closer to my B.S. degree. :grin:

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "triedandtruevikesfan" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    I have been pondering a question to ask and can not come up with anything that is fitting of your vast knowledge. So instead I shall ask if you are always this random? When you're sitting around with your buddies do you spout stuff off like this? When you're out on a date do you try to woo her with all this chatter?

    Sincerely yours,
    TNT
    Why, does it turn you on? :wink:

    All flirting aside (me being the ultra-suave macho character that I am), it depends on what I'm doing. When I'm plotting to take over the world, I'm all business. But, yes, I often fool my "friends" (read: future slave laborers) into thinking that I'm harmless by making nonsense chatter, by giving them lectures about how nadly they suck, the unfortunate truth that broken hearts are for @$$holes, that Paulie Shore could kick Spiderman's ass in a game of chess, but only if the pieces were made of Raisinets(R)...y'know, absolutely enthralling one-sided conversations.

    I, um...really, uh...couldn't tell you about the last question, 'cuz I've never, uh.......um, wait, no...I mean..............GENERIC CURSE WORD YOU TNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cussing:

    On a related subject, perhaps the times do not allow for a re-hashing of the great hilly chastity bean fields of Maya Angelou's glowing orange boxes of Sun-Maid(R) Raisins with yesterday's State of the Toilet Address.

    "countrygirl" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
    Nope - I have the wrong type of earwax. However, I CAN make a candle out of the sebaceous and apocrine glands of crap-rocker Dennis DeYount. He has the right type, and has lots of it (there's a lot more room in his head for it seeing as how he clearly has no brain).

    "shockzilla" wrote:
    Dear Mr. BBQ,

    What is the square root of mud?
    Hmm. Sounds like a tree that's about to fall over. It's in the mud and it has square roots.

    "Freya" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    I am intrigued, will you tell me more?
    Well, I'm pretty sure you remember the details. :wink:

    "westvirginiavikings" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    Is Maurice Clarett supplying you with your weapons for your penguin army?
    Nope. We have a pretty bad history. My penguins were actually responsible for the downfall of his career. The fact that he's an idiot just made things easier.

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    Is belly button lint toxic and was this your cargo?
    Yes and no, respectively. I intended to steal those penguins by poisoning the driver with belly button lint. Unfortunately, animal rescuers got there first. Oh, well. I can train other penguins. This is but a minor setback. Soon the world shall be MINE!!!


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,
    How long does it take to train your evil penguins?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    dear BBQ, if a rhombus has 4 sides what's the opposite of blue?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    I am hungry.
    What should I do?

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