BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

**BadlandsVikings** · 08-07-2006, 07:34 PM

dear BBQ,

Is it possible to die if you refuse to fart?

**YogidAbEAR** · 08-07-2006, 10:55 PM

dear BBQ,
If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?

**BBQ Platypus** · 08-08-2006, 02:24 AM

"westvirginiavikings" wrote:

dear BBQ,

Is it possible to die if you refuse to fart?

HELL YES! YOUR INTESTINES EXPLODE AND DESTROY SAN ANTONIO REGARDLESS OF WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * START FARTING NOW!!! (Bonus points if your girlfriend's around).

* This means that if you are in West Virginia and your intestines explode as a result of fart supression, the city of San Antonio will spontaneously explode.

"YogidAbEAR" wrote:

dear BBQ,
If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?

I already HAVE a million Shakespeares, who are currently working on the most beautiful, elegantly worded propaganda campaign ever written! I shall win the hearts and minds of the world, starting with theatre buffs and poetry aficionados! Why would I waste it on monkey-like writing skills!? If I wanted that, I would've cloned YOU.

:violent3:

pWn3d!

**BadlandsVikings** · 08-08-2006, 08:11 AM

Dear BBQ,

How long is forever?

**BBQ Platypus** · 08-08-2006, 12:15 PM

"westvirginiavikings" wrote:

Dear BBQ,

How long is forever?

Forever is how long the Packers will have to wait for their next Super Bowl win. :razz:

**renovikesfan** · 08-08-2006, 05:05 PM

Thanks for that answer, Mr. Platypus, even if it was somewhat brief. I now have a smidgeon of an iota of a clue about something which nobody cares about aside from my professor (oh, and well, um...apparently you, as well).

I'll be happy to let you and everyone else know what grade I got.....please be patient. Please.....for the love of S'Mores, be patient.

**BadlandsVikings** · 08-08-2006, 05:41 PM

Dear BBQ,
What is your weapon of choice when you take over the world?

**BBQ Platypus** · 08-08-2006, 05:56 PM

"westvirginiavikings" wrote:

Dear BBQ,
What is your weapon of choice when you take over the world?

One of those little cocktail swords. Those things are really sharp.

**triedandtruevikesfan** · 08-08-2006, 06:37 PM

Dear BBQ,

I have been pondering a question to ask and can not come up with anything that is fitting of your vast knowledge. So instead I shall ask if you are always this random? When you're sitting around with your buddies do you spout stuff off like this? When you're out on a date do you try to woo her with all this chatter?

Sincerely yours,
TNT