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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    dear BBQ,

    Is it possible to die if you refuse to fart?

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    dear BBQ,
    If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "westvirginiavikings" wrote:
    dear BBQ,

    Is it possible to die if you refuse to fart?
    HELL YES! YOUR INTESTINES EXPLODE AND DESTROY SAN ANTONIO REGARDLESS OF WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * START FARTING NOW!!! (Bonus points if your girlfriend's around).

    * This means that if you are in West Virginia and your intestines explode as a result of fart supression, the city of San Antonio will spontaneously explode.

    "YogidAbEAR" wrote:
    dear BBQ,
    If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
    I already HAVE a million Shakespeares, who are currently working on the most beautiful, elegantly worded propaganda campaign ever written! I shall win the hearts and minds of the world, starting with theatre buffs and poetry aficionados! Why would I waste it on monkey-like writing skills!? If I wanted that, I would've cloned YOU.

    :violent3:

    pWn3d!


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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    How long is forever?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "westvirginiavikings" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    How long is forever?
    Forever is how long the Packers will have to wait for their next Super Bowl win. :razz:


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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Thanks for that answer, Mr. Platypus, even if it was somewhat brief. I now have a smidgeon of an iota of a clue about something which nobody cares about aside from my professor (oh, and well, um...apparently you, as well).

    I'll be happy to let you and everyone else know what grade I got.....please be patient. Please.....for the love of S'Mores, be patient.

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,
    What is your weapon of choice when you take over the world?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "westvirginiavikings" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,
    What is your weapon of choice when you take over the world?
    One of those little cocktail swords. Those things are really sharp.


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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    I have been pondering a question to ask and can not come up with anything that is fitting of your vast knowledge. So instead I shall ask if you are always this random? When you're sitting around with your buddies do you spout stuff off like this? When you're out on a date do you try to woo her with all this chatter?

    Sincerely yours,
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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

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