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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    This morning I brushed my teeth with my steering wheel and scratched my @ss with the blinker switch....Is this OK?

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    Dear BBQ,

    Where can a buy a good used cheap brain?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "mr.woo" wrote:
    dear bbq how come we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
    Because I already answered this question on, like, the fourth page, that's why. (Hey, when you ask a stupid question, you get a stupid answer).

    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    This morning I brushed my teeth with my steering wheel and scratched my @ss with the blinker switch....Is this OK?
    If you have one of those plush/shaggy steering wheels, sure. Just be sure to rinse off the toothpaste. As for the blinker switch...well, okay, that's alright, too. If you die of an infectious disease as a result, it'll just be natural selection at work. And it'll be really funny if somebody else uses your car. Tee-hee. He signaled a left turn and got poop on his hands.

    "westvirginiavikings" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    Where can a buy a good used cheap brain?
    One word: GRAVEYARD. With all the new ways to delay composition, a freshly buried corpse can be the perfect solution for all your cranial needs! All you need is a shovel, a saw, and the cover of darkness. It's free if you can get away with it!

    Some people might tell you to go down to Crazy Uncle Jerry's Brain Emporium, but that place is overpriced. I tried to buy a corpus callosum there once, and they tried to charge me 25,000 bucks for it! Pure highway robbery! Naturally, I told them to shove it up their @$$es. So I decided to bring my patronage elsewhere. Namely, to my grandfather's grave. I took his midbrain (plus his liver in case I needed a snack on the way home). Separating the corpus callosum from the other midbrain features and putting it into my own head all by myself was a snap! Now my right hemisphere and my left hemisphere are communicating perfectly!

    I covered up my, um...slightly-less-than-legal activities with an elaborate setup that made it appear as those ghosts had dug up the grave and then hastily put the dirt back on top of his body. It was brilliant, BRILLIANT, I tell you!!! Brilliant and cheap!!! And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids!


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    Dear BBQ,

    If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
    that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

    I'm exercising my ass by doing flexing exercises while typing. Prophet 3:42pm March 16, 2007
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    i can't believe i've never read this thread before lol..... some damn good stuff in there :lol:


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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning

    BBQ,

    How can your trained assassain penguins even assassinate anyone?

    They can't hold a knife or a gun, can't pull a trigger or a grenade pin. In fact they can't do much of anything damage wise except for perhaps this;



    Or possibly drowning their victims.

    They have no hands or fingers, only flippers.

    By the way, cross another one of your less fortunate soldiers off your list.



    I caught this one snooping around the garage & had to take him out with a sand wedge.

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear Mr. BBQ:

    My mother once told me that if I kept "making that face", it would stay that way. Is that what happened to me?
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    BBQ,

    Why is Joe Mauer such a stud muffin??

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear Mr. BBQ:

    IF 4 out of 5 dentists reccomend a certain tooth bruth, what's wrong with the 5th one?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear Mr. BBQ:
    what does it take to dog the dirty dog?
    woo out
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