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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    If practice makes perfect, and nobodies perfect , why practice?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Ok, I have a few I need help on:

    - Why do we have hot water heaters?
    - If you can plant a tree, why can't you tree a plant?
    - Why is it when you move something in a ship its called cargo but when you move something in a car its called a shipment?
    - They call it a building but after it's completed shouldn't they call it a built?
    - If a persons kills their clone, is it murder or suicide?
    - If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
    - Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?


    -------And last but not least - If pro is the opposite of con, is congress the opposite of progress?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    Why do I get a ticket every time I drive the wrong way on a one way street that runs West?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Why?

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "VKG4LFE" wrote:
    Why?
    Why not? :wink:

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Why ask why?

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "VKG4LFE" wrote:
    Why ask why?
    Because

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning

    "VKG4LFE" wrote:
    Why ask why?
    Drink Bud Dry

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    Sometimes I like to stick needles in the corners of my eyeballs. It really hurts and it seems like my peripheral vision is diminishing. Should I be concerned?

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    Um...nope. You just keep, uh...doin' what you're doin'...(reworks plans for Prophet's assassination to make sure stealthy penguin ninjas approach from his blind spot)

    "countrygirl" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    If practice makes perfect, and nobodies perfect , why practice?
    You bring up a good point. Because that's what it is, it's practice. 'Cuz practice ain't a game, it's practice. It's just practice, man. Practice.

    "westvirginiavikings" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    Why do I get a ticket every time I drive the wrong way on a one way street that runs West?
    Because that fat, bald, three-toothed cop totally has the hots for you. You should ask him out sometime. It might be fun...but it will almost certainly be terrifying.

    "VKG4LFE" wrote:
    Why?
    Because you're ugly. :razz:

    "VKG4LFE" wrote:
    Why ask why?
    Why ask why we ask why? There is absolutely no reason for you to be curious. Just strap on this bulky, gas-soaked vest and quit asking questions. Alright, now walk about 100 yards THAT way. (points away from himself). Good. Now, pick up that, um...garage door opener...and press the button...


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    dear bbq how come we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
    woo out
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