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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    dear BBQ, whats the highest number you've counted up too?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...



    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "westvirginiavikings" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    Who really shot JFK?
    Everybody who's ever been suspected of shooting JFK shot JFK. The Russians, the Cubans, the Mafia, Lyndon B. Johnson, the FBI, the CIA, and aliens from Rigel 7 all shot him from similar angles at the exact same time, but their bullets all collided to form one huge megabullet which ended up killing him.

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    dear BBQ, whats the highest number you've counted up too?
    I've counted "TOO" infinity. Twice. I did it when I was counting the number of words you've misspelled. :razz:


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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning

    Dear Mr. BBQ:

    If I weigh 320 lbs. here on Earth, how much would I weigh in dog pounds?

    And why does an orange?
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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dr. BBQ: If a rock and a tree try really hard what would happen?
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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear Mr. BBQ:

    If a tree falls in forrest and no one is around, do pigs fly?

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    "BBQ Platypus" wrote:
    "westvirginiavikings" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    Who really shot JFK?
    Everybody who's ever been suspected of shooting JFK shot JFK. The Russians, the Cubans, the Mafia, Lyndon B. Johnson, the FBI, the CIA, and aliens from Rigel 7 all shot him from similar angles at the exact same time, but their bullets all collided to form one huge megabullet which ended up killing him.

    "YogidAbEAR" wrote:
    dear BBQ, whats the highest number you've counted up too?
    I've counted "TOO" infinity. Twice. I did it when I was counting the number of words you've misspelled. :razz:

    i didn't spell anything wrong, thats just bad grammar, duh

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    "mr.woo" wrote:
    Dr. BBQ: If a rock and a tree try really hard what would happen?
    You would have a woody as hard as stone! :wink:

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Another poll

    "shockzilla" wrote:
    Dear Mr. BBQ:

    If I weigh 320 lbs. here on Earth, how much would I weigh in dog pounds?

    And why does an orange?
    You weigh $237.62-plus-some-rocks-and-a-toilet-brush dog pounds. (Dogs kinda have trouble with numbers).

    An orange because for that which to the power of infinite sandwich breath attempting to destroy Larry the Coathanger and the San Antonio Spurs for orangutan money.

    "mr.woo" wrote:
    Dr. BBQ: If a rock and a tree try really hard what would happen?
    Wow...how did you know that I was a doctor? I got a PhD. in destruction from the Terror Institute of Pure Evil and World Domination!

    Anyway, in my medical opinion, if a rock and a tree try really hard, they could scrape together enough intelligence to get a splitting migrane headache. At which point they would wish they were stupid again.

    "westvirginiavikings" wrote:
    Dear Mr. BBQ:

    If a tree falls in forrest and no one is around, do pigs fly?
    Wait a minute...a tree fell on Forrest and nobody's around! Quick! Call for help! We have to save Tom Hanks!


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    Dear BBQ,

    Sometimes I like to stick needles in the corners of my eyeballs. It really hurts and it seems like my peripheral vision is diminishing. Should I be concerned?

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