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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "BBQ Platypus" wrote:
    Me. It is impossible to generate true randomness through a computer. Only I can do that.
    True!

    BBQ got all sugared up on pixie dust & randomly changed the name of the thread to spark more intrest.

    Sheer genius! :salute:

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    i am a bear.

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear, BBQ

    What is the best pixie stick flavor?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    IMO they're all great, but i love the giant ones that come in a candy striped straw, mmm goood. i'm sure BBQ would agree otherwise he'd be insane. 100% insane.




    Dear BBQ, which celebrity does your left foot taste like?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    This morning I was planning on taking my morning dump but decided to postpone it until this evening. Will the have an effect on my health?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "YogidAbEAR" wrote:
    i am a bear.
    Wow. That's incredible! I'm a platypus.

    "westvirginiavikings" wrote:
    Dear, BBQ

    What is the best pixie stick flavor?
    Um...I'll have to say the hot dog and Skittle sandwich flavored ones. But only if they exist. Somehow I get the feeling that I might have hallucinated that one...as a result of too many Pixie Stix. (Something I've learned through personal experience: Pixie Stix are for eating, not for snorting).

    "YogidAbEAR" wrote:
    Dear BBQ, which celebrity does your left foot taste like?
    Probably Filip Vujanović, President of Montenegro. Yep, definitely him. No hesitation whatsoever. (Hey, he's a celebrity in the Balkans).

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    This morning I was planning on taking my morning dump but decided to postpone it until this evening. Will the have an effect on my health?
    Yes. In about five hours, your bowels will explode. Don't worry, the internal bleeding will kill you relatively quickly - you will die a mere five agonizing minutes later.


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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

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    "Prophet" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    This morning I was planning on taking my morning dump but decided to postpone it until this evening. Will the have an effect on my health?
    Yes. In about five hours, your bowels will explode. Don't worry, the internal bleeding will kill you relatively quickly - you will die a mere five agonizing minutes later.
    :shock:, I guess I better not do that. Thanks for saving my life! I guess I have to give you back the picture of your half-sister now.


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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ:

    If you are canoeing down the middle of the road, and your right front tire falls off, how many pancakes would it take to roof a doghouse?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning

    Me. It is impossible to generate true randomness through a computer. Only I can do that.
    obviously you dont know my friend chamberlain. here is a sample of his work.

    My cats grannies werewolf fell out of the chicken coupe from the previos gang bang so it lost oxygen and it all went down hill from there skank

    more random is not possible
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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    thats dumb.




    dear BBQ, why am i so awesome?

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