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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    BBQ,

    Do dyslexic Hebrews read from left to right?

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    I'm feeling kinda lazy today, so...yes to all three of the last questions.


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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    BBQ,

    to continue on Singers ?.//

    are heaven / hell expanding places? i mean.. does their diminsion expand with occupency? or are they a set size?

    if they were expanding.. ie eternal. wouldn't it creat a vacum. and as the saying goes.. wouldnt that put out the lake of fire?

    also.. do the pearly gates connect to a wall? or is it just a gate? and who paints that wall when they need repair?

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    "digital420" wrote:
    BBQ,

    to continue on Singers ?.//

    are heaven / hell expanding places? i mean.. does their diminsion expand with occupency? or are they a set size?

    if they were expanding.. ie eternal. wouldn't it creat a vacum. and as the saying goes.. wouldnt that put out the lake of fire?

    also.. do the pearly gates connect to a wall? or is it just a gate? and who paints that wall when they need repair?

    DiGiTaL
    No, what it would mean if a vaccuum was created is that both places suck.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    "singersp" wrote:
    "digital420" wrote:
    BBQ,

    to continue on Singers ?.//

    are heaven / hell expanding places? i mean.. does their diminsion expand with occupency? or are they a set size?

    if they were expanding.. ie eternal. wouldn't it creat a vacum. and as the saying goes.. wouldnt that put out the lake of fire?

    also.. do the pearly gates connect to a wall? or is it just a gate? and who paints that wall when they need repair?

    DiGiTaL
    No, what it would mean if a vaccuum was created is that both places suck.
    LOL

    Using that logic...since Green Bay SUCKS, then Green Bay must be similar to heaven or hell...i'm guessing way more to the HELL side though!
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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Grrrfft...I change thread title for no reason... :banana :banana: :banana:

    Humm...hummmmm.......this random funkitude should not have any adverse effects on your thyroid. If you encounter any thyroid problems, please contact me - a Zargonian lizard-goat with severe halitosis will arrive shortly. He knows Kung Fu. One, two, and three, and here we go the funkiness!!!

    Help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock!
    Ahahahahahahaaa
    Help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock!
    Somebody, please, please!
    Help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock...
    Wow man, it's a drag being a rock
    Help I'm a rock...
    I wish I was anything but a rock
    Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman
    Hey, you know what, you know maybe if I practised, you know
    Maybe if I passed my driving test
    I could get a gig drivin' that bus and pick some freaks up
    In front of Ben Franks, right!

    Help I'm a cop, help I'm a cop, help I'm a cop!
    (Help I'm a rock...), help I'm a cop, help I'm a cop!
    It's a drag being a cop, I think I'd rather be the mayor
    Always wondered what I was gonna be when I grew up, you know
    Always wondered whether or not, whether or not I could make it,
    You know, in society, because,
    You know, it's a drag when you're rejected
    So I tore the cover off a book of matches and I sent in
    And I got this letter back that said, UHU, AHA

    It can't happen here
    It can't happen here
    I'm telling you, my dear
    That it can't happen here
    Because I been checkin' it out, baby
    I checked it out a couple a times, hmmmmmmmm
    And I'm telling you
    It can't happen here
    Oh darling, it's important that you believe me
    (Bop bop bop bop)
    That it can't happen here

    Who could imagine that they would freak out somewhere in Kansas...
    Kansas Kansas tototototodo
    Kansas Kansas tototototodo
    Kansas Kansas
    Who could imagine that they would freak out in Minnesota...
    Mimimimimimimi Minnesota, Minnesota, Minnesota
    Who could imagine...

    Who could imagine
    That they would freak out in Washington, D.C.
    D.C. D.C. D.C. D.C. D.C.
    It can't happen here
    Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
    It can't happen here
    It can't happen here
    Everybody's safe and it can't happen here
    No freaks for us
    It can't happen here
    Everybody's clean and it can't happen here
    No, no, it won't happen here
    I'm telling you it can't
    It won't happen here
    (Bop bop didi bop didi bop bop bop)
    Plastic folks, you know
    It won't happen here
    You're safe, mama
    You're safe, baby
    You just cook a TV dinner
    And you make it
    (Bop bop bop)
    No no no no
    Oh, we're gonna get a TV dinner and cook it up
    Go get a TV dinner and cook it up
    Cook it up
    Oh, and it won't happen here
    (No no no no no no no no no no no
    Man you guys are really safe
    Everything's cool).
    Who could imagine
    Who could imagine
    That they would freak out in the suburbs!

    I remember (tu-tu)
    I remember (tu-tu)
    I remember (tu-tu)
    They had a swimming pool
    I remember (tu-tu)
    I remember (tu-tu)
    They had a swimming pool
    I remember (tu-tu)
    I remember (tu-tu)
    They had a swimming pool.
    And they thought it couldn't happen here
    (duh duh duh duh duh)
    They knew it couldn't happen here
    They were so sure it couldn't happen here
    But...

    Suzie...
    Yes yes yes--I've always felt that
    Yes I agree man, it really makes it...yeah...
    It's a real THING, man
    And it really makes it
    (Makes it)

    Suzie, you just got to town,
    And we've been, we've been very interested
    In your development.
    Forget it!
    Hmmmmmmmmm
    (It can't happen here)


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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Just a little randomness from me today... I've been doing the low carb diet thing... not no carbs, just cutting out the major ones like sugar, pasta, bread, and potatos.... I just ate a cookie and now I feel like poop

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear Platypus,
    How tha heck are ya doing? It's nice to see someone in the world that is more random than myself. I was just wondering, what is indeed more random....and Ipod shuffle, or you?
    MC's run away when I kick it
    They act so chicken, they should come with a large drink and a biscuit
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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Me. It is impossible to generate true randomness through a computer. Only I can do that.


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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "BBQ Platypus" wrote:
    Me. It is impossible to generate true randomness through a computer. Only I can do that.
    Is there such a thing as true randomness?
    MC's run away when I kick it
    They act so chicken, they should come with a large drink and a biscuit
    -Canibus

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