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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    Quadraphenia Mods vrs. Rockers. BBQ spin a yawn, the taller the better, and I will return your anti-rabbid-ferret spray... ha ha

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    Uh, I mean "that would be a yarn".

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    BBQ;

    What came 1st, the chicken or the egg?

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    If God is the Almighty & all powerful, can he make a rock so big that he himself can't lift it ? George Carlin

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    Dear BBQ,

    I have a lot of stuff that I need to get done today but I find myself on this site wasting time. What should I do?

    Prophet.

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    Dear BBQ,

    Why are Captain Crunch's eyebrows on his hat?

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    "countrygirl" wrote:
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    Why are Captain Crunch's eyebrows on his hat?

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    LMAO! Good one Countrygirl!

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    Dear Mr. BBQ,

    Why do people park on driveways and drive on parkways??

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    Dear BBQ,

    Whats that sh$t you be smokin'

    Go Vikes!!!!!

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So many questions!!!!!!!

    "lotzapurple119" wrote:
    Who?
    ...Dang good question. 'Cuz I really wanna know. And the answer is...

    YOUR MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    "singersp" wrote:
    1. Where do Packer Fans go when they die?
    2. What came 1st, the chicken or the egg?
    3. If God is the Almighty & all powerful, can he make a rock so big that he himself can't lift it ? George Carlin
    1. They are sent to the previously-unknown 73rd circle of hell, which is reserved for livestock-rapers and located right next to the menswear. They are denied contact with any of the other damned denizens of this circle, as it would remind them too much of home. They have their memories erased, which gives them no glorious past to look back to when they are forced to watch tape of the Packers' 2005 season for all eternity. And lo, final justice shall be brought down upon them for their wicked goat-related deeds.

    2. The egg came first, but only after the chicken.

    3. Um...yes...but He'd be able to lift it, so...no. But, He can create everything, so...yes. But, He'd be able to lift it, so...no, but, um, then again...Never mind.

    More questions in a few minutes. I have to drop a few friends off at the "pool." And by "pool" I mean "toilet."


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