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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    is it better to meet girl in park, or park meat in girl ?

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    are you really the owner of the quick-e-mart?

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    "YogidAbEar" wrote:
    dear mista B,
    wha da dilly yo? boy, do ya th'o't ghetto jive iz tight what the fricked sup now?
    Um...word bling bling?

    "singersp" wrote:
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    Random movie title: Man vs. Kleenex - The Final Battle (Unless This Movie Grosses Big Bucks)

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    BBQ, What is a Crapt?
    A crapt is where turds go when they die.
    Aren't they still born?
    Yes. I am the proud mother of several hundred. ottytrain5:
    How can you tell the boys from the girls?

    I'm sure you've had twins, but what was the most at one time?

    Any siamese twins?
    Um...for the first one, you just kinda have to guess. The boy turds like playing with trucks and toy tanks and the girls prefer...y'know, girl stuff. By the way, don't let your turds anywhere near anything besides a toilet, much less toy trucks.

    Furthermore, I don't know what kind of ideas you might have about me, but I have no idea why you think I count the number of logs I've left behind after I go to the bathroom.

    And as for your last question, no. If I had, I would have died.

    "2beersTommy" wrote:
    is it better to meet girl in park, or park meat in girl ?
    Is that really a question? Hell, it answers itself, unless you're an idiot. Only if you're an idiot does that question make for any kind of difficult decision.

    "YogidAbEAR" wrote:
    are you really the owner of the quick-e-mart?
    No, I just send three armed men into the back room to extort 50% of their profit every week.


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    "BBQ Platypus" wrote:
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    Quote Originally Posted by singersp
    BBQ, What is a Crapt?
    A crapt is where turds go when they die.
    Aren't they still born?
    Yes. I am the proud mother of several hundred. ottytrain5:
    How can you tell the boys from the girls?

    I'm sure you've had twins, but what was the most at one time?

    Any siamese twins?
    Um...for the first one, you just kinda have to guess. The boy turds like playing with trucks and toy tanks and the girls prefer...y'know, girl stuff. By the way, don't let your turds anywhere near anything besides a toilet, much less toy trucks.

    Furthermore, I don't know what kind of ideas you might have about me, but I have no idea why you think I count the number of logs I've left behind after I go to the bathroom.

    And as for your last question, no. If I had, I would have died.
    Well I figured if you're taking the time to determine what sex they are, you're more than likely also counting them. :wink:

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    "BBQ Platypus" wrote:
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    are you really the owner of the quick-e-mart?
    No, I just send three armed men into the back room to extort 50% of their profit every week.
    really?

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    Dear BBQ,

    What's wrong with you?

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    "viks_fan21" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    What's wrong with you?
    Several things. I'm writing a book about it. It'll be out, um...I dunno...maybe later. (One of them is that I'm a procrastinator).


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    BBQwill i go to a D1A college from ndscs juco?
    Not if you're an idiot.

    Now that you've asked me your question, I'll ask you mine:

    What the crap is an NDSCS Juco?[/quote]

    its a junior college North Dakota State College of Science our head coach has alot of hook ups
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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    Dear BBQ,

    Why do I see stars when I smash my head against the wall? Is there any way to change the images I see?

    Thanks,

    Prophet.

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    BBQ,

    If everybody who died since the begining of time went to heaven or hell, wouldn't it be a little over crowded by now?

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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