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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    "mr.woo" wrote:
    didnt you read you goon? you must have did it wrong. this guy used big words!!! hes gotta be right
    no way. and my dad could totally beat up his dad anyways!

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    Dear BBQ,

    Is their a special place in hell for Packer fans?

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    dear BBQ, why does my dog smell like wet-dog?

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    BBQ, What is a Crapt?

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    "cogitans" wrote:
    Dear BBQ

    When would be the best time to do the dishes, and would it be appropiate to use the frase, 'don't do today what you can postpone till tomorrow' in this situation.

    Speeking of that frase, how many days will that actually work?
    The best time to do the dishes is when you think you'll run out of ones to use and you feel like doing them.

    The phrase that you mentioned will work for as many days as it takes for her to divorce you.

    "2beersTommy" wrote:
    dam BBQ, I thought I knew everything (atleast I tell my g/f that) BUT, you're the man !!
    Yes, I know. Polish my boots, swine!

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    If you were sentenced to death, how would you want to die?
    I would want to be sentenced to "Death By Old Age." They'd let me out of prison and, over the course of, oh, say, 70 years, my body's ability to regenerate its tissue deteriorates and I execute myself. I'm thinking I'd go with that option.

    "westvirginiavikings" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    Is their a special place in hell for Packer fans?
    Well, they have a special place in school for them. So I think it's pretty safe to assume there's a special place in hell for them, too.

    "YogidAbEAR" wrote:
    dear BBQ, why does my dog smell like wet-dog?
    Um...because he's wet and he's a dog.

    "singersp" wrote:
    BBQ, What is a Crapt?
    A crapt is where turds go when they die.


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Dear BBQ,

    When will pigs fly?

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    "BBQ Platypus" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    BBQ, What is a Crapt?
    A crapt is where turds go when they die.
    Aren't they still born?

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    Random movie title: Man vs. Kleenex - The Final Battle (Unless This Movie Grosses Big Bucks)

    "singersp" wrote:
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    "singersp" wrote:
    BBQ, What is a Crapt?
    A crapt is where turds go when they die.
    Aren't they still born?
    Yes. I am the proud mother of several hundred. ottytrain5:


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    dear mista B,
    wha da dilly yo? boy, do ya th'o't ghetto jive iz tight what the fricked sup now?

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    "BBQ Platypus" wrote:
    Random movie title: Man vs. Kleenex - The Final Battle (Unless This Movie Grosses Big Bucks)

    "singersp" wrote:
    "BBQ Platypus" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    BBQ, What is a Crapt?
    A crapt is where turds go when they die.
    Aren't they still born?
    Yes. I am the proud mother of several hundred. ottytrain5:
    How can you tell the boys from the girls?

    I'm sure you've had twins, but what was the most at one time?

    Any siamese twins?

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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