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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    "K-Rob18" wrote:
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    What is the meaning of life besides rooting for the vikings?
    The meaning of life is rather simple...NO FAT CHICKS. I think I've told you that before. Geez. You'd think it would've sunk in by now.


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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    "BBQ Platypus" wrote:
    "K-Rob18" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    What is the meaning of life besides rooting for the vikings?
    The meaning of life is rather simple...NO FAT CHICKS. I think I've told you that before. Geez. You'd think it would've sunk in by now.
    maybe thats IS the problem..he has already sunk into a fat chick..now what ? :razz:

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

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    "K-Rob18" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    What is the meaning of life besides rooting for the vikings?
    The meaning of life is rather simple...NO FAT CHICKS. I think I've told you that before. Geez. You'd think it would've sunk in by now.
    Why all the hate for overweight chicks? This is the 2nd time in a matter of days I've seen this reference.

    Does anyone besides me take the time to think that we may have overwight women as members of this site (and I know for fact we do)?

    Show them the same respect you'd show anyone else on this site.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    lol, whos hating?, I just took the words those 2 used, and was helping K-Rob find his meaning on life..geez (notice the :razz: ) ? I wont mention the fact that you have pages upon pages of threads "hating" on women ..in the "woman" thread..but thats ok..lmao, NO hating intended on my post SP.

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    "2beersTommy" wrote:
    lol, whos hating?, I just took the words those 2 used, and was helping K-Rob find his meaning on life..geez (notice the :razz: ) ? I wont mention the fact that you have pages upon pages of threads "hating" on women ..in the "woman" thread..but thats ok..lmao, NO hating intended on my post SP.
    It was not intended towards you 2 beers. You were merely quoting someone else. I mean't to remove your quote from my post.

    I edited my post as intended.

    I wanted to respond to the original thread were I first read it, but it was locked, as it should be.

    The "Women" thread is purely jokes to rival the "Men" thread. Nothing more, nothing less. They do not necessarily reflect my opinion of women.

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    dear BBQ, are spanish and portugese the same launguage?

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    Dear BBQ,

    Are the chease heads the Packer fans wear meant to keep their brains from falling out?

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    "westvirginiavikings" wrote:
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    Are the chease heads the Packer fans wear meant to keep their brains from falling out?
    I can answer this 1..THAT cheese IS their brain.

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    dear BBQ,

    what happens to all the helium balloons that float up in the sky when little kids let go of them at theme parks??

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    "YogidAbEAR" wrote:
    dear BBQ, are spanish and portugese the same launguage?
    I'm gonna have to say yes. They're actually the same language, but they pretend they're different as a practical joke.

    "2beersTommy" wrote:
    "westvirginiavikings" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    Are the chease heads the Packer fans wear meant to keep their brains from falling out?
    I can answer this 1..THAT cheese IS their brain.
    You're both wrong. The cheese is proof that they do not HAVE a brain.

    "i_bleed_purple" wrote:
    dear BBQ,

    what happens to all the helium balloons that float up in the sky when little kids let go of them at theme parks??
    All balloons go to the Island of Lost Balloons, a tropical paradise where the sun is always shining, the coconuts (both kinds :wink are heavy and juicy, and the fiberglass penguins dance. The balloons are very happy here and can do whatever they wish...as long as they don't leave the island, under penalty of being popped by a large, muscle-bound, ape-like man, along with his albino midget sidekick. They will never see their balloon families again (unless THEY get lost, too). But, hey...it's everything a brightly-colored piece of cheap synthetic rubber could ask for.


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