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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    WVV, from 50K+ to 12-17 K....and it looks the same.

    enjoy!

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    oh great BBQ,



    why can't i get my neighbors dog to mate with my cat?

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    "westvirginiavikings" wrote:
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    Where can I find a good henway? Mine keeps dissapearing.
    Oh, you can get one of those from the government. There's a Department of Henway Distribution right down the road, right across the street from the Bureau of Bad Third-Grade Jokes. The fee is $5.00, but they'll accept one of the extra 's's you put in the word "disappearing." (Looks like you have just enough 's's to get a new henway - who said typos don't do any good for anybody? Wait...I can't think of anyone who has said that. Oh, well).

    "YogidAbEAR" wrote:
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    why can't i get my neighbors dog to mate with my cat?
    You know how people always tell you that "opposites attract?" This MIGHT be an appropriate occasion to ignore that old chestnut completely. Just maybe.

    Your cat just isn't that into your neighbor's dog. They have nothing in common...I mean, their sperm and eggs don't even match, for cryin' out loud. My advice is that you start taking your medication. Seriously. It works wonders for me - now I'm only 95.67% insane.


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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    Dear BBQ,

    What would have happened if Adam had refused Eve's offer of eating the fruit? Would we still be able to hear women nag?

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    BBQwill i go to a D1A college from ndscs juco?
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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    This thread has turned into "Ask BBQ"...he should have his own column! :lol:

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    "Ltrey33" wrote:
    This thread has turned into "Ask BBQ"...he should have his own column! lol
    Well, if you'll read the first page, that WAS the original intention of this thread! An "Ask BBQ" thread interposed with inane stories!

    "westvirginiavikings" wrote:
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    What would have happened if Adam had refused Eve's offer of eating the fruit? Would we still be able to hear women nag?
    No, for we would still be in paradise, where there is no nagging at all.

    "thetrenches68OL" wrote:
    BBQwill i go to a D1A college from ndscs juco?
    Not if you're an idiot.

    Now that you've asked me your question, I'll ask you mine:

    What the crap is an NDSCS Juco?


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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    Dear BBQ,

    I rolled in poison ivey today, why am I itchey?

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    "westvirginiavikings" wrote:
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    I rolled in poison ivey today, why am I itchey?
    Dear westvirginiavikings,

    You just answered your own question. Why did you make that post?


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    Dear BBQ,

    What is the meaning of life besides rooting for the vikings?

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