BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

**BBQ Platypus** · 05-20-2006, 10:41 PM

"singersp" wrote:

When is "Campfire Tales for the Calcium Deficient Part 83" due to come out?

Um...have you noticed that the series is completely non-sequential?

**BadlandsVikings** · 05-21-2006, 03:55 AM

"BBQ Platypus" wrote:

"singersp" wrote:

When is "Campfire Tales for the Calcium Deficient Part 83" due to come out?

Um...have you noticed that the series is completely non-sequential?

Did you eat paint chips as child?

Prophet · 05-21-2006, 04:05 AM

Dear BBQ,

I need your advice. I was watching the sun rise this morning and a tree got in the way, then a damn sparrow damn near flew into my eyeball. While I was dodging the sparrow I stepped in some dog shit. How am I suppose to enjoy the sunrise?

**YogidAbEAR** · 05-21-2006, 04:48 AM

BBQ, i've got a Question for you

i was mowing some old mans grass for him then he invited me in for some lemonade, which was fizzy and has some white powder dissovling in the bottom. the the old man told me to take a nap laying on my stomach because i worked so hard. why does my butt hurt now?

**BadlandsVikings** · 05-21-2006, 05:37 AM

Dear BBQ.

My half dog, half hamster is dying. Would be so kind as to write a eulogy for it?

**YogidAbEAR** · 05-21-2006, 06:16 AM

how'd you mate a hampster and a dog? you'd think you'd need to do some stretchig to get ti done

**BadlandsVikings** · 05-21-2006, 06:20 AM

"YogidAbEAR" wrote:

how'd you mate a hampster and a dog? you'd think you'd need to do some stretchig to get ti done

I bought it that way, so I have no clue how it was done.

**singersp** · 05-21-2006, 03:00 PM

BBQ, "How come we choose from just two people to run for
president and over fifty for Miss America?"

**BadlandsVikings** · 05-21-2006, 08:19 PM

BBQ,

Where does the white go when the snow melts?

**BBQ Platypus** · 05-22-2006, 12:23 AM

"BBQ Platypus" wrote:

"YogidAbEAR" wrote:

BBQ, i've got a Question for you

i was mowing some old mans grass for him then he invited me in for some lemonade, which was fizzy and has some white powder dissovling in the bottom. the the old man told me to take a nap laying on my stomach because i worked so hard. why does my butt hurt now?

Easy. He accidentally left his dentures in there and they got stuck in your rectum. Call a doctor right away. There is absolutely no other explanation for the pain you're experiencing. Nope. None.

I've been thinking about it for a while and I think there might be another explanation: you're allergic to lemonade. The old guy put so much powder in there that it couldn't dissolve. So there was solid lemonade powder in your colon, which made your butt hurt. There. NOW I've covered all the possibilities.