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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    Clearly you are unfamiliar with the Odorono tribe of tiny-arsed Malaysian pygmies. Though they lack running water and have never heard of toilet paper, the toilet paper companies decided to design toilet paper for them just in case any of them decided to climb out of their mudpile and use a toilet. If the toilet paper was too large, it wouldn't harm them at all, but you never know, so they make the perforations extra-small to avoid lawsuits from Malaysian pygmies with small rear ends.


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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    It seems that people have lost interest in this thread. Probably because Malaysian pygmies' arms can't reach the keyboard. Assuming they have computers. Which they don't.


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    "BBQ Platypus" wrote:
    It seems that people have lost interest in this thread. Probably because Malaysian pygmies' arms can't reach the keyboard. Assuming they have computers. Which they don't.
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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    "Lotza" wrote:
    "BBQ Platypus" wrote:
    It seems that people have lost interest in this thread. Probably because Malaysian pygmies' arms can't reach the keyboard. Assuming they have computers. Which they don't.
    HONK?


    give me the answer!
    What? No!!! Honking ferrets!!! Quick, Steven, fetch me a spatula, before they find our stash of Jergen's Body Lotion!!!


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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    "BBQ Platypus" wrote:
    "Lotza" wrote:
    "BBQ Platypus" wrote:
    It seems that people have lost interest in this thread. Probably because Malaysian pygmies' arms can't reach the keyboard. Assuming they have computers. Which they don't.
    HONK?


    give me the answer!
    What? No!!! Honking ferrets!!! Quick, Steven, fetch me a spatula, before they find our stash of Jergen's Body Lotion!!!
    yes!

























    Go vikes!!

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    "Lotza" wrote:
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    "Lotza" wrote:
    "BBQ Platypus" wrote:
    It seems that people have lost interest in this thread. Probably because Malaysian pygmies' arms can't reach the keyboard. Assuming they have computers. Which they don't.
    HONK?


    give me the answer!
    What? No!!! Honking ferrets!!! Quick, Steven, fetch me a spatula, before they find our stash of Jergen's Body Lotion!!!
    yes!
    Yes??? NO!!!! Perhaps, maybe. But most likely, no! :banana:


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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    Yes, perhaps not.

    Well maybe.

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    Yes, perhaps not.

    Well maybe.
    Maybe yes. Not defiantely no. Certainly not maybe.

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    BBQ, Why are the perforation lines on toliet paper spaced so close between each other forming a small square when only one section is torn off? Surely no one uses just 1 square to wipe their arse.
    I am reminded of another Steve Martin (I believe) line that comes to mind when he asked basicly the same thing about the small individual size pieces of toilet paper.

    He said, "I'd like the meet the guy that can wipe themselves with just one little piece like that.... I dont want to shake his hand, but I would like to meet him."

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

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    "singersp" wrote:
    BBQ, Why are the perforation lines on toliet paper spaced so close between each other forming a small square when only one section is torn off? Surely no one uses just 1 square to wipe their arse.
    I am reminded of another Steve Martin (I believe) line that comes to mind when he asked basicly the same thing about the small individual size pieces of toilet paper.

    He said, "I'd like the meet the guy that can wipe themselves with just one little piece like that.... I dont want to shake his hand, but I would like to meet him."
    :lol: Nice! That's funnier than my Malaysian pygmie theory (which I still maintain is the truth behind the small perforations).


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