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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    Is that the breast stroke!

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    "singersp" wrote:
    "BBQ Platypus" wrote:
    Well, let's take the original "question" premise, and, for this week only, only accept questions about excretory functions (and related diseases). :lol:
    Okay, Let's see! Hmmmmm.............We asked the corn question already.

    How about, Why can't a person take a dump & pee simultaneously?
    Chuck Norris can.

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    "Webby" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
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    Well, let's take the original "question" premise, and, for this week only, only accept questions about excretory functions (and related diseases). lol
    Okay, Let's see! Hmmmmm.............We asked the corn question already.

    How about, Why can't a person take a dump & pee simultaneously?
    Chuck Norris can.
    Heck, the chunks of crap are probably afraid of him, so they escape through his rectum whenever socially appropriate. :lol:


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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    Random thought:

    - All of the solid waste in my body leaves through my large intestine.
    - Therefore, my large intestine is full of $h!t.
    - Scientologists are full of $h!t.
    - Therefore, my large intestine is a Scientologist.

    :lift:


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    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    ANAL Chili?....Doesn't sound that good at all.....


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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    I just added a couple more to the post.



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    My favorite is the keep right sign with the arrow pointing left. Hahaha what a confusing sign!
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