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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    I would love to know!
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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    "MrGopher16" wrote:
    I would love to know!
    Well, you'll all find out soon! BWAH-HAH-HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:


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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    Random thought: I hate everything. Sometimes I just want to work at a pickle factory so I can kill EVERYONE...by, um...shoving pickles down people's throats!!!


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    "BBQ Platypus" wrote:
    Random thought: I hate everything. Sometimes I just want to work at a pickle factory so I can kill EVERYONE...by, um...shoving pickles down people's throats!!!
    Would that be kosher?

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    "singersp" wrote:
    "BBQ Platypus" wrote:
    Random thought I hate everything. Sometimes I just want to work at a pickle factory so I can kill EVERYONE...by, um...shoving pickles down people's throats!!!
    Would that be kosher?
    I don't know. I'd be too angry to check the label.


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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    Dear BBQ,

    Why am I so hungry?

    Prophet.

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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    Why am I so hungry?

    Prophet.
    Um...because you need food.

    I really don't think it's possible to take this question much further unless we delve into specifics...like, maybe Vikez4Lyfe hooked you up with something and now you've got the munchies, or...whether or not you're craving a specific food, like, uh...Doritos...Cheetos...Cheerios...Spaghettios... or maybe a little human flesh...Ooh. That sounds appetizing. I could go for some gall bladder right about now. Mmm...biley goodness...


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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    Dr. BBQ says: "Don't worry, you should only feel a long and painful burning after this! BWAH-HAH-HAH!!!!!!!"


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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    Random Chinese personal ad:

    I am a lonesome Sheep. Would you date me?


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    Re: Tales from the Crapt (and other random BBQ rants)

    Ok, I have a question...

    Is it really true that everytime you wack off the lord kills a cat?

    if this is true I think I might have wiped out the entire kitty population by now.

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