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    Barry Manilow to be used against mall rats

    New Zealand town hopes ballads will pacify or drive away unruly teens

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    Re: Barry Manilow to be used against mall rats

    lmao, that is sure to work.
    You suffer through one of those ballads for about 10 minutes and the next thing you know you'll be saying eminem is a musical genius while catching your drool in a bib.
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    Re: Barry Manilow to be used against mall rats

    I dated a chick that absolutely loved that guy.
    Course here standards weren't that high, hell she was dating me..... ;D
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    Re: Barry Manilow to be used against mall rats

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    I dated a chick that absolutely loved that guy.
    Course here standards weren't that high, hell she was dating me..... ;D
    Did she make you watch chick shows?

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    Re: Barry Manilow to be used against mall rats

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    I dated a chick that absolutely loved that guy.
    Course here standards weren't that high, hell she was dating me..... ;D
    Did she make you watch chick shows?
    Hell no.......Reserved for Wifes only... ;D
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    Re: Barry Manilow to be used against mall rats

    The New Zealand city of Christchurch hopes that putting the American crooner's smooth and gentle tones into the mix of music to be broadcast through the central mall district can pacify unruly teens who congregate there, or at least convince them to go elsewhere.

    Wanna bet where they will go? Right to the management office to tear out that muzak player.
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    Re: Barry Manilow to be used against mall rats

    "VikingMike" wrote:
    The New Zealand city of Christchurch hopes that putting the American crooner's smooth and gentle tones into the mix of music to be broadcast through the central mall district can pacify unruly teens who congregate there, or at least convince them to go elsewhere.

    Wanna bet where they will go? Right to the management office to tear out that muzak player.
    I'm pretty that in some states it is legal to kill somebody if they are playing Barry Manilow audibly.
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    Re: Barry Manilow to be used against mall rats

    I heard Manillow got sued by some guy claiming his concerts were so loud they caused him to go deaf.

    The judge ruled he must have already been deaf since he bought the tickets.
    Disclaimer: I'm an idiot.

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    Re: Barry Manilow to be used against mall rats

    "VikingMike" wrote:
    The New Zealand city of Christchurch hopes that putting the American crooner's smooth and gentle tones into the mix of music to be broadcast through the central mall district can pacify unruly teens who congregate there, or at least convince them to go elsewhere.

    Wanna bet where they will go? Right to the management office to tear out that muzak player.
    IPODS anyone??

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