Barry Manilow to be used against mall rats

**BadlandsVikings** · 03-03-2009, 01:12 PM

New Zealand town hopes ballads will pacify or drive away unruly teens

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29474213/?GT1=43001

**Prophet** · 03-03-2009, 01:15 PM

lmao, that is sure to work.
You suffer through one of those ballads for about 10 minutes and the next thing you know you'll be saying eminem is a musical genius while catching your drool in a bib.

**Marrdro** · 03-03-2009, 01:16 PM

I dated a chick that absolutely loved that guy.
Course here standards weren't that high, hell she was dating me..... ;D

**BadlandsVikings** · 03-03-2009, 01:19 PM

"Marrdro" wrote:

I dated a chick that absolutely loved that guy.
Course here standards weren't that high, hell she was dating me..... ;D

Did she make you watch chick shows?

**Marrdro** · 03-03-2009, 01:23 PM

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

"Marrdro" wrote:

I dated a chick that absolutely loved that guy.
Course here standards weren't that high, hell she was dating me..... ;D

Did she make you watch chick shows?

Hell no.......Reserved for Wifes only... ;D

**VikingMike** · 03-03-2009, 01:31 PM

The New Zealand city of Christchurch hopes that putting the American crooner's smooth and gentle tones into the mix of music to be broadcast through the central mall district can pacify unruly teens who congregate there, or at least convince them to go elsewhere.

Wanna bet where they will go? Right to the management office to tear out that muzak player.

**Prophet** · 03-03-2009, 01:34 PM

"VikingMike" wrote:

The New Zealand city of Christchurch hopes that putting the American crooner's smooth and gentle tones into the mix of music to be broadcast through the central mall district can pacify unruly teens who congregate there, or at least convince them to go elsewhere.

Wanna bet where they will go? Right to the management office to tear out that muzak player.

I'm pretty that in some states it is legal to kill somebody if they are playing Barry Manilow audibly.

**C Mac D** · 03-03-2009, 01:34 PM

I heard Manillow got sued by some guy claiming his concerts were so loud they caused him to go deaf.

The judge ruled he must have already been deaf since he bought the tickets.

**bleedpurple** · 03-03-2009, 01:46 PM

"VikingMike" wrote:

The New Zealand city of Christchurch hopes that putting the American crooner's smooth and gentle tones into the mix of music to be broadcast through the central mall district can pacify unruly teens who congregate there, or at least convince them to go elsewhere.

Wanna bet where they will go? Right to the management office to tear out that muzak player.

IPODS anyone??