Thread: Atlantic City Cocktail Waitress Crowned In Mistress USA Pageant

[size=12pt]Atlantic City Cocktail Waitress Crowned In Mistress USA Pageant[/size]
April 28, 2008 | Issue 44•18
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[size=8pt]Lauderdale is warmly embraced by the unidentified crowd.[/size]

TRENTON, NJ—Lacey Lauderdale, a 25-year-old cocktail waitress at the Showboat Casino & Hotel in Atlantic City, was named the winner of the 2008 Mistress USA Pageant, a competition held each year since 1954 to honor the country's most beautiful and talented other women...

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