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    Assualt with taters

    Store Manager Assaulted With Potatoes
    Wednesday, December 13, 2006 4:50 PM EST
    The Associated Press


    LIBERTY, Ohio (AP) — A grocery store manager was struck in the head with a 10-pound sack of potatoes by a customer angry about having to wait in line, police say. Police in Liberty, near Youngstown in northeast Ohio, say a 59-year-old woman from Youngstown is suspected in the attack.

    Scott Renzenbrink, 45, told police a clerk having problems with a customer called him to the register. The customer told him she was upset about the wait and struck the manager in the back of head with the potatoes when he was walking away after the conversation, according to police.

    A witness followed the woman out to the parking lot and took down her license plate number.

    Renzenbrink, who was not seriously hurt in the attack last Thursday, identified the woman by a Bureau of Motor Vehicles photo. He may file assault charges.


    I guess if potato guns are illegal in your state you could always do what this woman did.

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    Re: Assualt with potatoes

    eco- friendly and you get to eat the evidence after as well - can't be bad
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    Re: Assualt with potatoes

    I'm going to be in Liberty in about
    half an hour.
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    I told my Grandma she needs to stop throwing potatoes at people.
    I guess she figured if she swung the sack and didn't throw and individual potato it would be okay.
    I'll have to talk to her again.
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    Re: Assualt with potatoes

    LMAO!

    I can just see someone randomly walking up the the person at the register, commonly stating they didn't like waiting in line, and pimp slapping the guy upside the head with potatoes. XD

    I know it probably didn't happen that way, but I like to think so.
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    The holiday season you have to love it!


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    Almost as bad as the time that ultravikingfan walked the beach with a potato stuffed in his bathing suit trying to attract babes...too bad he put it in back instead of in front though!
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    Re: Assualt with potatoes

    My family always throw radishes during the holidays. I think were going to have try potatoes.

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    "WVV" wrote:
    My family always throw radishes during the holidays. I think were going to have try potatoes.

    In honor of the holiday season you could always throw sweet potatoes.
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    Sometimes whe a woman throws a tater in your face, it's not necessarily a good thing.

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