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    Artest gets Mohawk instead of killing someone

    Ron Artest decides to get a Mohawk instead of killing someone
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    Sacramento Kings forward Ron Artest is sporting a brand new Mohawk, a unique look he says he decided to go with after a long internal debate.

    “I’ve been in a bit of a rut lately with the team playing poorly and I needed something to snap me out of it,” said Artest. “That’s why I considered changing my look. But I also considered some other stuff – namely, killing a dude. While a Mohawk is sort of fun and ironic, killing someone really gets your blood pumping and lets you see things on an entirely different level.”

    Artest said he wavered back and forth between a Mohawk and murder until the last moment.

    “I decided to go into the barbershop, sit down in a chair and let me instincts take over,” he said. “When the barber fired up the clippers, it was my time to either let him place them on my head or grab a pair of scissors and plunge them into his neck. I went with the clippers. To be honest, I’m kind of disappointed in myself.”

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    Re: Artest gets Mohawk instead of killing someone

    Well he should be dissapointed in himself, because his mohawk looks ridiculous.

    I remember when he had "Tru Warrier" inscribed into the back of his head, that looked much better.

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    Re: Artest gets Mohawk instead of killing someone

    What a fricken' psycho.....oh wait this is from sportspickle.com, nevermind! lol

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    Re: Artest gets Mohawk instead of killing someone

    "PurplePride80" wrote:
    Well he should be dissapointed in himself, because his mohawk looks ridiculous.

    I remember when he had "Tru Warrier" inscribed into the back of his head, that looked much better.

    Ron Artest is kinda crazy, but he's an excellent basketball player.
    theres no doubting that..the guy makes for a monster match up problem on the offensive end because of his size in the post and ability to hit shots from outside..add to that the fact that hes the best defensive player in the league by a long shot..just a shame hes a complete idiot
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