Thread: Apple trees will be extinct.

I heard a rumor that apple trees will go extinct.
Now the top five preferred fruits are:

1) Oranges
2) Pears
3) Apricots
4) Blackberries
5) Raspberries.

This is just a mock fruit draft.
Thoughts?

What number is the gooseberry at?

Great now what am I supposed to get my kid to eat at Mcdonalds so I feel less guilty about feeding him lard.

No more apple dippers......

"WVV" wrote:

What number is the gooseberry at?

You can put it anywhere you want as long as you use some sort of irrational justification as to why you placed it where you did.

"Del" wrote:

Great now what am I supposed to get my kid to eat at Mcdonalds so I feel less guilty about feeding him lard.

No more apple dippers......

Try the broccoli dippers, they're better than the crappy apple dippers.

Wait a minute is this some bill passed by the gov. to hopefully slow the flow of illegal immigrants into our country?

Tough to say, I read it somewhere on the Internet so it is definitely a true rumor.
The reasons behind it are tough to decipher.

I wonder if anyone will try to trade up to get Oranges!

Has anyone heard if Johnny Appleseed will be retiring or going on to be the trainer of the Grapes?

"WVV" wrote:

Has anyone heard if Johnny Appleseed will be retiring or going on to be the trainer of the Grapes?

Actually, it's kind of a sad story.
His a UFA this year, they probably could have traded him for dingleberries in the 10th round or so.