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    ANOTHER reason not to keep a parrot around...

    Check this out - happened in London, England...

    Story...
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    Re: ANOTHER reason not to keep a parrot around...

    Shock,

    I think this was posted yesterday on this site....But it is funny as hell....

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    Re: ANOTHER reason not to keep a parrot around...

    OK, oops... my bad.
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    Re: ANOTHER reason not to keep a parrot around...

    LOL jesus H..thats a scary picture on your sig dude LOL..it is dude , isnt it ?

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    Re: ANOTHER reason not to keep a parrot around...

    A burglar broke into a house and was skulking as silently as he could when he heard a voice say "Jesus is watching".
    He stopped dead in his tracks and listened.
    A minute went by and he heard nothing, so he started to move again. "Jesus is watching", came the voice in the dark.
    His eyes were adjusting to the light and he noticed a cage in the corner containing a parrot.
    "Was that you talking bird?"
    The parrot said "yes"
    "What's your name little bird?"
    "Clarence", the parrot said.
    "Clarence? who would name a bird Clarence?" , the burglar laughed.
    The parrot said, "The same person who named the rottweiller Jesus"!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: ANOTHER reason not to keep a parrot around...

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    A burglar broke into a house and was skulking as silently as he could when he heard a voice say "Jesus is watching".
    He stopped dead in his tracks and listened.
    A minute went by and he heard nothing, so he started to move again. "Jesus is watching", came the voice in the dark.
    His eyes were adjusting to the light and he noticed a cage in the corner containing a parrot.
    "Was that you talking bird?"
    The parrot said "yes"
    "What's your name little bird?"
    "Clarence", the parrot said.
    "Clarence? who would name a bird Clarence?" , the burglar laughed.
    The parrot said, "The same person who named the rottweiller Jesus"!
    lolololololololololol

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    Re: ANOTHER reason not to keep a parrot around...

    Good Joke,,,,,,,


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    Re: ANOTHER reason not to keep a parrot around...

    "2beersTommy" wrote:
    LOL jesus H..thats a scary picture on your sig dude LOL..it is dude , isnt it ?
    Actually, yes, it's dude (my name is Mike), but that picture is NOT me - it's just something I found google-ing "Vikings". Thought it was pretty funny, and I have a helmet like that...
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    Re: ANOTHER reason not to keep a parrot around...

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    A burglar broke into a house and was skulking as silently as he could when he heard a voice say "Jesus is watching".
    He stopped dead in his tracks and listened.
    A minute went by and he heard nothing, so he started to move again. "Jesus is watching", came the voice in the dark.
    His eyes were adjusting to the light and he noticed a cage in the corner containing a parrot.
    "Was that you talking bird?"
    The parrot said "yes"
    "What's your name little bird?"
    "Clarence", the parrot said.
    "Clarence? who would name a bird Clarence?" , the burglar laughed.
    The parrot said, "The same person who named the rottweiller Jesus"!
    Hahahhah, Love it.

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    Re: ANOTHER reason not to keep a parrot around...

    "shockzilla" wrote:
    "2beersTommy" wrote:
    LOL jesus H..thats a scary picture on your sig dude LOL..it is dude , isnt it ?
    Actually, yes, it's dude (my name is Mike), but that picture is NOT me - it's just something I found google-ing "Vikings". Thought it was pretty funny, and I have a helmet like that...
    well Mike, thanks for clearing that up.lol im sure glad that isnt u

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