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    Re: Another Reason I Hate Vanilla Ice

    "webmaster" wrote:
    I can't even believe it.

    I was driving along this evening, getting some replenishment since I am working super late tonight. I was tooling around the XM stations and happened upon the 90's station. So I was enjoying some tune, when the next one hit the air.

    I looked down at the nav system because I couldn't believe 2 Legit 2 Quit was on the air...when I saw the shocker: it was MC Hammer featuring Vanilla Ice.

    I stared at the screen in disbelief and almost hit a MFin' light post outside the Stillwater Taco Bell because of that assclown.

    Vanilla and the Hammer teamed up? I wasn't aware of any reports of a black hole created in California from how much that duo sucks.
    They are actually that bad, that they counteract each other. One sucks, and one blows so it doesn't really cause much of a stir.

    Hows the XM? Do you like it? I was thinkin about getting it myself.

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    Re: Another Reason I Hate Vanilla Ice

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    "DemonicViking" wrote:
    Well, what I know about "Ice" is that he lied and said he was from the ghetto.. some $hit like that.. which would send his career into a downward spiral.... I couldn't stand the guy as much as I can't endure eminem and his music.
    My x-gf had a crush on eminem. But she got pissed off at me when I would watch a Britney video...

    Oh lord...will I ever date a sane woman???

    Highly unlikely, but good luck trying! lol no offense ladies!

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    Re: Another Reason I Hate Vanilla Ice

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    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "mnjamie" wrote:
    Where's Cajun when ya need some lyrics ??? dang ...
    Coming right up...and customized!


    One Hit Wonders Lyrics

    Tice Tice Baby - Vanilla Tice

    Tice Tice Baby, Tice Tice Baby
    All right stop, Hold the football and listen
    Tice is back with the 2005 edition
    Daunte grab ahold of the ball tightly
    Then throw the ball downfield daily and nightly
    Will he ever stop? Yo - I don't know
    Turn on the lights and watch Daunte throw
    To the extreme Smoot pics the ball like a vandal
    Light up the field and wax a receiver like a candle.

    The D will, Bum rush the QB like a storm
    They're killing Brett Favre, causing serious harm
    Deadly, when they play on defense
    Anything less than the best is an offense
    Love them or leave them, You better give way
    They hit the bull's eye cause the Vikings can play
    Winning's no problem, they will bust 'em,
    Check out the sacks after Udeze and James crushed 'em

    Tice Tice Baby Vanilla, Tice Tice Baby Vanilla
    Tice Tice Baby Vanilla, Tice Tice Baby Vanilla

    Now that the Metrodome is jumping
    With the bass kicked in, the speakers are pumpin'
    Quick to the ball, the running back is faking
    They're cooking DBs like a pound of bacon
    Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
    They go crazy it's plain and simple
    And a roll out that's designed up tempo
    Daunte's on a roll and it's time to go solo
    Rollin' out with the ball to the right side
    Is nobod open, then just watch Daunte blow by
    The Defense on standby, Watching Daunte fly
    Did they stop him? No - he just flew by
    Kept on pursuing to the red zone
    He busted a left and he's heading to the end zone

    The tackler missed tried to tackle with just one hand
    Yo - so Daunte continued to the promised land
    Their coaches were hot, just yelling and screaming
    Daunte flowing down the sideline like two Lamborghinis
    Jealous 'cause he's rolling towards heaven
    Daunte Culpepper, hooray number eleven
    Leaping for the fans on the wall
    Daunte hands a little kid the touchdown football
    Cheers ranged out like a bell
    The Vikings just won and the fans all yell
    You could hardly hear from the noise and the din
    Tice's job was saved by the Super Bowl win
    Elbow to elbow the stadium's packed
    The other team couldn't score because the sackers sacked
    Tice on the scene, You know what I mean
    Making good decisions, no one could believe the scene
    If there was a problem, yo he could solve it
    Check out the score while the scoreboard evolves it

    Tice Tice Baby Vanilla, Tice Tice Baby Vanilla
    Tice Tice Baby Vanilla, Tice Tice Baby Vanilla

    Take heed, Tice is a X-and-O's poet
    The Vikes just won the Super Bowl in case you didn't know it
    The fans, they created all the bass sound
    Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
    'Cause the Vikings when they stepped on the field
    Made the great plays that you can vision and feel
    Conducted and formed, the team's a hell of a concept
    Tice called the plays and said c'mon let's step with this
    Throw Burleson the fade, jump like a ninja
    Leaped up so fast, Other DBs say, "dang"
    If Burleson was a singer, then that man can "sang"
    Keeps his composure when it's time to score six
    Magnetized by the football, avoiding all picks
    If there was a problem, Yo - Tice solves it!
    Check out the scoreboard while the Vikings add to it.

    Tice Tice Baby Vanilla, Tice Tice Baby Vanilla
    Tice Tice Baby Vanilla, Tice Tice Baby Vanilla

    Yo man - Let's get out of here! Turd to the Packers!

    Tice Tice Baby The Bowl, Tice Tice Baby The Bowl, The Bowl
    Tice Tice Baby The Bowl The Bowl, Tice Tice Baby The Bowl The Bowl
    TNT, do you have the karoake music only track for this? We're sending this to the studio!!!
    Seriously, the is sweet .... Someone needs to record it. No offence Webby, but it's gotta be better than the songs that are played on the site from time to time.... We gotta have a rapper on this site somewhere ... Or we could just do it karoke style on mic's on the computer and Make our own PP.O rendition .... Any thoughts anyone???

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    Re: Another Reason I Hate Vanilla Ice

    "ShanePurpleBlood" wrote:
    "DemonicViking" wrote:
    Well, what I know about "Ice" is that he lied and said he was from the ghetto.. some $hit like that.. which would send his career into a downward spiral.... I couldn't stand the guy as much as I can't endure eminem and his music.
    Vanilla Ice and Eminem are not even is the same league! Do you just hate all rap, or just white rap?
    I wouldn't say I loathe it completely as I might give it a listen now and then, but I wouldn't consider myself a big fan of the genre neither. As far as white rappers.. they come off as corny and laughable in my opinion.

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    Re: Another Reason I Hate Vanilla Ice

    "josdin00" wrote:
    For you, Webby:


    Achy Breaky Song
    by Weird Al Yankovic

    Lyrics:

    You can torture me
    With Donnie & Marie
    You can play some Barry Manilow
    Or you can play some schlock
    Like New Kids On The Block
    Or any Village People song you know
    Or play Vanilla Ice
    Hey, you can play him twice
    And you can play the Bee Gees any day
    But Mr. DJ, please
    I'm beggin' on my knees
    I just can't take no more of Billy Ray

    Don't play that song
    That "Achy Breaky" song
    The most annoying song I know
    And if you play that song
    That "Achy Breaky" song
    I might blow up my radio, ooo...

    You can clear the room
    By playin Debbie Boon
    Or crank your Abba records until dawn
    Oh, I can even hear
    Slim Whitman or Zamfir
    Don't mind a Yoko Ono marathon
    Or play some Tiffany
    On 8-track or CD
    Or scrape your fingernails across the board
    Or tie me to a chair
    And kick me down the stairs
    Just please don't play that stupid song no more

    Don't play that song
    That "Achy Breaky" song
    You know I hate that song a bunch
    And if you play that song
    That nauseating song
    It might just make me lose my lunch, ooo...

    Don't play that song
    That "Achy Breaky" song
    I think it's driving me insane
    Oh, please don't play that song
    That irritating song
    I'd rather have a pitchfork in my brain...

    Don't play that song
    That "Achy Breaky" song
    The most annoying song I know
    And if you play that song
    That "Achy Breaky" song
    I might blow up my radio, ooo-woo...
    Actually, I think that my spoof is much funnier (here is the chorus)

    I need to cut a fart,
    A stinky, smelly fart...
    A fart so strong it makes you cry.
    And if I cut that fart,
    That stinky, smelly fart...
    The people all around me will just die...phew-woo...
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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