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    Re: Another PPO Story, "VikingNed goes to Minnesota"

    "Yes I did, I also stole his brain too, and that is evident by my coaching ability"

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    Re: Another PPO Story, "VikingNed goes to Minnesota"

    Then it turns into a FedEx commercial with Culpepper appearing out of nowhere.. saying.. he's not Frankenstein.. he's our coach....

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    Re: Another PPO Story, "VikingNed goes to Minnesota"

    Then Alice Cooper pops up out of nowhere and starts singing...

    Well, I ain't evil, I'm just good lookin'
    Start a little fire, and baby start cookin'
    I'm a hungry man
    But I don't want pizza
    I'll blow down your house
    And then I'm gonna eat ya

    Bring you to a simmer
    Right on time
    Run my greasy fingers
    Up your greasy spine

    Feed my Frankenstein
    Meet my libido
    He's a psycho
    Feed my Frankenstein
    Hungry for love
    And it's feeding time

    You don't want to talk
    So baby shut up
    And let me drink the wine from your fur tea cup
    Velcro candy, sticky sweet
    Make my tattoos melt in the heat
    Well, I ain't no veggie
    Like my flesh on the bone
    Alive and lickin' on your ice cream cone

    Feed my Frankenstein
    Meet my libido
    He's a psycho
    Feed my Frankenstein
    Hungry for love
    And it's feeding time
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: Another PPO Story, "VikingNed goes to Minnesota"

    Ned, not realizing who that is, mistakes Cooper for that Aerosmith dude.

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    Re: Another PPO Story, "VikingNed goes to Minnesota"

    Cooper looks at Ned and says "Do you know of any good golf courses around here?", and Ned says...
    PPO Ambassador, Defender of the Purple Faith and Guardian of the Gates of Valhalla

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    Re: Another PPO Story, "VikingNed goes to Minnesota"

    I didn't know 'youz guys' engaged in such activities.

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    Re: Another PPO Story, "VikingNed goes to Minnesota"

    After saying that, VikingNed lays eyes on two hotties near the baggage claim carousel.........Two Blonde Nordic Babes.....


    I LOVE THE SMELL OF VICTORY IN THE MORNING AIR.

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    Re: Another PPO Story, "VikingNed goes to Minnesota"

    He walks up to the two babes and says, "I would NEVER cheat on my wife to be with both of you in bed at the same time...BUT would you at least show me your boobies?"...
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: Another PPO Story, "VikingNed goes to Minnesota"

    Then they proceed to pull up their shirts.. but all of a sudden Cooper kills the flow of things by saying.. "what did you mean.. youz guys?.. i am human being just like you"

    Ned, not paying any attention to any of that.. attempts to push Cooper out of the way so he could see the ladies' globes.. but Alice, still insulted, refuses to move and demands an answer..

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    Re: Another PPO Story, "VikingNed goes to Minnesota"

    VikingNed says to Cooper, Oh, did you say golf?...

    VikingNed then points over Coopers Shoulder and says..........


    I LOVE THE SMELL OF VICTORY IN THE MORNING AIR.

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