Thread: Alphabet Story Game

Quentin the pimp comes in the bar and kicks Carl in the family jewels for wearing a cheesehead and a Favre jersey.

Ragin' Cajun enters the bar with a blow-up doll in one hand and a shot of whiskey in the other.

Smiling broadly, Cajun says, "Here Prophet, I brought your date for the night" then hands the blow-up doll to an obviously delighted Prophet, who quickly scurries out with his prize.

Tell me his dolls name isnt "Rubber Rita" said Carl. He then states that "Rita" is his girl.

Unequivocally, Carl mumbles some jealous remarks about Prophet's date, but truely pined for his own blow up sheep doll.

Vicodin addicted QB Brett Favre spots Carls sulking from across the bar. He chooses to take him home for the night and make him his personal love slave.

Why is John Madden soo in love with Favre? I just don't get it

X-Box players know the reason because it is programmed in Madden Football that John claims that Brett gives the BEST hummers in all the land.

You just can't accept me for who I am says Carl.

Zoologists work with animals, and Carl was wondering if the Packers have that as a team position.