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    Alfie Patten, a new dad at the age of 13

    [size=13pt]Meet Alfie Patten, a new dad at the ripe old age of 13[/size]

    BY CHRISTINA BOYLE
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    Friday, February 13th 2009, 2:34 PM

    He is 13 years old, just four feet tall and loves computer games and soccer.
    Baby-faced Alfie Patten is also a new dad.


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    Re: Alfie Patten, a new dad at the age of 13

    I read about this, its pretty sick..


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    Re: Alfie Patten, a new dad at the age of 13

    He's got a PS3, and an older girl friend with big tits, life could be worse for him.

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    Re: Alfie Patten, a new dad at the age of 13

    The girl is ugly. Poor kid. His life is over before it begins
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    Re: Alfie Patten, a new dad at the age of 13

    Most fucked up world ever....


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    Re: Alfie Patten, a new dad at the age of 13

    That is so screwed up

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    Re: Alfie Patten, a new dad at the age of 13

    That kid looks even younger than 13, I thought it was the father's little brother or something holding the baby.

    Poor kid's going to realize what a huge mistake he made soon.

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    Re: Alfie Patten, a new dad at the age of 13

    Damn that kid looks like hes 10.
    Thats crazy.
    I feel bad for that baby.
    Aflie better start slingin some yayo.
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    Re: Alfie Patten, a new dad at the age of 13

    Oh my God! That is absolutely unbelieveable!

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    Re: Alfie Patten, a new dad at the age of 13

    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    He's got a PS3, and an older girl friend with big tits, life could be worse for him.
    lmao
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