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    Re: Airline Moves Dead Body to 1st Class



    As long as the pilot is alive it doen't matter about the others.

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    Re: Airline Moves Dead Body to 1st Class

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Personally, I would rather sit next to a dead person than some of the asshats I've sat next to on flights.
    Need a good way to deal with an annoying person on a flight.
    Just open up your notebook,
    make sure they can see it and then pull up this page.
    They will stop talking to you.

    ;D

    The leave me alone page.

    Maybe mumble a prayer under your breath.

    WWBGD

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    Re: Airline Moves Dead Body to 1st Class

    I say, sit her down on one of the johns.....and tie a weight to hold the flusher down so that the suction would hold her in place during turbulance.
    ;D

    If I paid a $$ grand to sit in first class, I wouldnt want to share the seat next to me with a common peasant....dead or alive!

    I'd much rather see the Packers miss the playoffs because of their talent then because of their injuries.

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    Re: Airline Moves Dead Body to 1st Class

    At least from the article, the dead woman was small and frail.
    Nothing worse than a big fat beast that has to use the extension seat belt strap sittin next to ya.
    Having big rolls of side fat roll over your arm rest, dripping of sweat since the lady had to walk faster than 1 mph to make the flight, which pins you to the other arm rest in fear of touching the monstrosity and feeling the jello wiggle.
    I won't even go into the smell of crevices that have never seen water in years.

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    "WisconsinSucks" wrote:
    At least from the article, the dead woman was small and frail.
    Nothing worse than a big fat beast that has to use the extension seat belt strap sittin next to ya.
    Having big rolls of side fat roll over your arm rest, dripping of sweat since the lady had to walk faster than 1 mph to make the flight, which pins you to the other arm rest in fear of touching the monstrosity and feeling the jello wiggle.
    I won't even go into the smell of crevices that have never seen water in years.
    This post made my nipples hard.......is that normal?
    If you promise to be smarter, I will promise to be nicer.

    My posts are worth 6 of yours.

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    "Del" wrote:
    "WisconsinSucks" wrote:
    At least from the article, the dead woman was small and frail.
    Nothing worse than a big fat beast that has to use the extension seat belt strap sittin next to ya.
    Having big rolls of side fat roll over your arm rest, dripping of sweat since the lady had to walk faster than 1 mph to make the flight, which pins you to the other arm rest in fear of touching the monstrosity and feeling the jello wiggle.
    I won't even go into the smell of crevices that have never seen water in years.
    This post made my nipples hard.......is that normal?
    TMI on what tweaks your nipples.
    But I'm sure www.fatchicks.com will keep ya busy all night long.

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    "WisconsinSucks" wrote:
    "Del" wrote:
    "WisconsinSucks" wrote:
    At least from the article, the dead woman was small and frail.
    Nothing worse than a big fat beast that has to use the extension seat belt strap sittin next to ya.
    Having big rolls of side fat roll over your arm rest, dripping of sweat since the lady had to walk faster than 1 mph to make the flight, which pins you to the other arm rest in fear of touching the monstrosity and feeling the jello wiggle.
    I won't even go into the smell of crevices that have never seen water in years.
    This post made my nipples hard.......is that normal?
    TMI on what tweaks your nipples.
    But I'm sure www.fatchicks.com will keep ya busy all night long.
    You just explained in such detail......
    If you promise to be smarter, I will promise to be nicer.

    My posts are worth 6 of yours.

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    "RK." wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    Personally, I would rather sit next to a dead person than some of the asshats I've sat next to on flights.
    Need a good way to deal with an annoying person on a flight.
    Just open up your notebook,
    make sure they can see it and then pull up this page.
    They will stop talking to you.

    ;D

    The leave me alone page.

    Maybe mumble a prayer under your breath.
    lmao, I always carry a set of headphones when I travel and tuck them into my shirt.
    That way you can pretend you don't hear any assholes that start trying to tell you their life story.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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