D'oh!

http://scienceblogs.com/dispatches/2008/06/afas_searchreplace_function_wo.php

This is absolutely hilarious. The American Family Association has a policy at its new outlet, OneNewsNow, never to use the word "gay" but to replace it with "homosexual." And that works absolutely perfectly until they write an article about an athlete whose last name is Gay, as in Tyson Gay, the fastest man on the US Olympic track team. And then you get this...
I don't know how much of that paragraph will make it through our own word censors. Just click the link and read the article. Trust me.