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    Adopt a donkey

    ST. CLOUD, Minn. - Instead of finding homes for abandoned dogs or cats, one animal rescue group is asking Minnesotans to adopt donkeys. Peaceful Valley Donkey Rescue has more than 1,000 donkeys, including abused and neglected domestic donkeys and wild burros.
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080129/ap_on_fe_st/odd_donkey_adoption;_ylt=Ai87Ogx.RM7OV9O4AMQBgWEsQ E4F

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    Re: Adopt a donkey

    you can adopt your own ass, what a concept.
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    Re: Adopt a donkey

    How much paperwork is involved with an ass?

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    Re: Adopt a donkey

    Can one ass have ownership over another?

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    Re: Adopt a donkey

    I want some ass

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    Re: Adopt a donkey

    "Prophet" wrote:
    you can adopt your own ass, what a concept.
    Who wants to adopt an abused ass?

    (4 word that start with A in a row)

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    Re: Adopt a donkey

    Would I have to pay for this ass? Can I smack that ass? How much attention does the ass need? Will I still have time to spend with my pussy? All these question and more need to be answered before I adopt an ass.

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    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    Would I have to pay for this ass? Can I smack that ass? How much attention does the ass need? Will I still have time to spend with my pussy? All these question and more need to be answered before I adopt an ass.
    I think it is illegally to pay for that ass. Ergo the adoption concept.

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    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    Would I have to pay for this ass? Can I smack that ass? How much attention does the ass need? Will I still have time to spend with my pussy? All these question and more need to be answered before I adopt an ass.

    I wasn't aware you had one!
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