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    Re: Accident ruins 800-lb. man's date

    gross..........


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    Re: Accident ruins 800-lb. man's date

    Can't believe no one has commented on who his date must have been. Perhaps it was this chick?



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    Re: Accident ruins 800-lb. man's date

    I think it was this one:



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    Re: Accident ruins 800-lb. man's date

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    "C" wrote:
    This was shocking....

    Uribe says that after losing weight on a high-protein diet he started two years ago, he's down to about 800 pounds.
    He used to weigh 1,235lbs...
    Well, you got to give him some credit.
    He lost 33% of his body weight in two years, and that is pretty gol 'darnit good.
    How the hell he got up to 1200+ lbs in the first place is beyond me though.
    Too much Milwaukee's Best and no metal detector to walk it off, I reckon.

    =Z=
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    Re: Accident ruins 800-lb. man's date

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    "C" wrote:
    This was shocking....

    Uribe says that after losing weight on a high-protein diet he started two years ago, he's down to about 800 pounds.
    He used to weigh 1,235lbs...
    Well, you got to give him some credit.
    He lost 33% of his body weight in two years, and that is pretty gol 'darnit good.
    How the hell he got up to 1200+ lbs in the first place is beyond me though.
    Too much Milwaukee's Best and no metal detector to walk it off, I reckon.

    =Z=
    Its the "Beast Light" now my friend.
    I suppose you're ordering diet cokes with you supersize meals too.
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    Re: Accident ruins 800-lb. man's date

    "Prophet" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    "C" wrote:
    This was shocking....

    Uribe says that after losing weight on a high-protein diet he started two years ago, he's down to about 800 pounds.
    He used to weigh 1,235lbs...
    Well, you got to give him some credit.
    He lost 33% of his body weight in two years, and that is pretty gol 'darnit good.
    How the hell he got up to 1200+ lbs in the first place is beyond me though.
    Too much Milwaukee's Best and no metal detector to walk it off, I reckon.

    =Z=
    Its the "Beast Light" now my friend.
    I suppose you're ordering diet cokes with you supersize meals too.
    I don't drink soda......(Milk, Water and Beer).
    Additionally, I very seldom eat fast food.

    Think about it for a second......The workers are paid a bit above minimum wage, don't like thier jobs and are cooking your food.
    Makes me wanna run right out to Mcydees and get a snot burger.
    ;D
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    Re: Accident ruins 800-lb. man's date

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    [quote author=C Mac D link=topic=43096.msg737648#msg737648 date=1205181774]
    This was shocking....

    Uribe says that after losing weight on a high-protein diet he started two years ago, he's down to about 800 pounds.
    He used to weigh 1,235lbs...
    Well, you got to give him some credit.
    He lost 33% of his body weight in two years, and that is pretty gol 'darnit good.
    How the hell he got up to 1200+ lbs in the first place is beyond me though.
    Too much Milwaukee's Best and no metal detector to walk it off, I reckon.
    Its the "Beast Light" now my friend.
    I suppose you're ordering diet cokes with you supersize meals too.
    I don't drink soda......(Milk, Water and Beer).
    Additionally, I very seldom eat fast food.

    Think about it for a second......The workers are paid a bit above minimum wage, don't like thier jobs and are cooking your food.
    Makes me wanna run right out to Mcydees and get a snot burger.
    ;D
    [/quote]

    Having worked at McD's while in high school, I can assure you that spit burgers are only delivered to customers who deserve them.


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    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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    Re: Accident ruins 800-lb. man's date

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    "C" wrote:
    This was shocking....

    Uribe says that after losing weight on a high-protein diet he started two years ago, he's down to about 800 pounds.
    He used to weigh 1,235lbs...
    Well, you got to give him some credit.
    He lost 33% of his body weight in two years, and that is pretty gol 'darnit good.
    How the hell he got up to 1200+ lbs in the first place is beyond me though.
    Too much Milwaukee's Best and no metal detector to walk it off, I reckon.
    Its the "Beast Light" now my friend.
    Not for that guy.

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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    Re: Accident ruins 800-lb. man's date

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    [quote author=NodakPaul link=topic=43096.msg737664#msg737664 date=1205183902]
    [quote author=C Mac D link=topic=43096.msg737648#msg737648 date=1205181774]
    This was shocking....

    Uribe says that after losing weight on a high-protein diet he started two years ago, he's down to about 800 pounds.
    He used to weigh 1,235lbs...
    Well, you got to give him some credit.
    He lost 33% of his body weight in two years, and that is pretty gol 'darnit good.
    How the hell he got up to 1200+ lbs in the first place is beyond me though.
    Too much Milwaukee's Best and no metal detector to walk it off, I reckon.
    Its the "Beast Light" now my friend.
    I suppose you're ordering diet cokes with you supersize meals too.
    I don't drink soda......(Milk, Water and Beer).
    Additionally, I very seldom eat fast food.

    Think about it for a second......The workers are paid a bit above minimum wage, don't like thier jobs and are cooking your food.
    Makes me wanna run right out to Mcydees and get a snot burger.
    ;D
    [/quote]

    Having worked at McD's while in high school, I can assure you that spit burgers are only delivered to customers who deserve them.


    =Z=
    [/quote]

    ** note to Webby **
    under NO circumstances allow this individual to do any grilling at the PP.O tailgates this year, especially if his fellow tailgaters start pissing him off
    Time spent annoying a Packer fan is never time wasted...


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    Re: Accident ruins 800-lb. man's date

    "AngloVike" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    [quote author=Zeus link=topic=43096.msg737697#msg737697 date=1205186922]
    [quote author=NodakPaul link=topic=43096.msg737664#msg737664 date=1205183902]
    [quote author=C Mac D link=topic=43096.msg737648#msg737648 date=1205181774]
    This was shocking....

    Uribe says that after losing weight on a high-protein diet he started two years ago, he's down to about 800 pounds.
    He used to weigh 1,235lbs...
    Well, you got to give him some credit.
    He lost 33% of his body weight in two years, and that is pretty gol 'darnit good.
    How the hell he got up to 1200+ lbs in the first place is beyond me though.
    Too much Milwaukee's Best and no metal detector to walk it off, I reckon.
    Its the "Beast Light" now my friend.
    I suppose you're ordering diet cokes with you supersize meals too.
    I don't drink soda......(Milk, Water and Beer).
    Additionally, I very seldom eat fast food.

    Think about it for a second......The workers are paid a bit above minimum wage, don't like thier jobs and are cooking your food.
    Makes me wanna run right out to Mcydees and get a snot burger.
    ;D
    [/quote]

    Having worked at McD's while in high school, I can assure you that spit burgers are only delivered to customers who deserve them.

    [/quote]

    ** note to Webby **

    under NO circumstances allow this individual to do any grilling at the PP.O tailgates this year, especially if his fellow tailgaters start pissing him off
    [/quote]

    I don't grill at tailgates, so no worry.
    I'm there to drink Grain Belt Premium.

    And those are sealed tight before I buy them.

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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