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    6-KINGS Chrismus Greeting

    'Twas da night before Chrismus', when all true da house,
    Farve bleed'n out in my bat-tub; 2 shots in da mout.
    Da Lions were hung in da cellar wit care,
    In hopes the 1st round soon would be der;
    Da Bears were hiding under der beds,
    Hiding from my baseball bat, cuz I would bash in der heads;
    My mamma in her 'buthcher apron, and I in my cap,
    Had just settled down for a night of much whack,

    Den out on da lawn,der was sumting da matter,
    I sprang from da bat-troom to see what's da matta!
    Away to da window I flew like a cap,
    Tore open da buglar bars and hid all da cash.

    Da Vikings on da lawn, with da new-fallen snow?
    It gave me a woodie, I swear to Gawd it did grow!,
    Den, what to my wondrin eyes should appear,
    But Chester Taylor, and 45 players in football gear,

    Wit a little coach so skinny, a moustache so thick,
    I knew in a moment it must be Brad Childress.
    Moved here from da eagles, his players they came,
    And he talked behind a playcard, and called dem by name:

    "Now, JOHNSON! now, BIRK! now, SHARPER and GRIFFIN!
    On, WINFIELD! on LEBER! on, WILLIAMS and WIGGINS!
    To da top of der game! to the top of this wall!
    Now win away! win away! win away them ALL!"


    Mary Chris-mus
    6-KINGS

    "VICTORY IS MINE!"

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    Re: 6-KINGS Chrismus Greeting

    Nice, brought a tear to my eye.
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    Re: 6-KINGS Chrismus Greeting

    "6-KINGS" wrote:
    'Twas da night before Chrismus', when all true da house,
    Farve bleed'n out in my bat-tub; 2 shots in da mout.
    Da Lions were hung in da cellar wit care,
    In hopes the 1st round soon would be der;
    Da Bears were hiding under der beds,
    Hiding from my baseball bat, cuz I would bash in der heads;
    My mamma in her 'buthcher apron, and I in my cap,
    Had just settled down for a night of much whack,

    Den out on da lawn,der was sumting da matter,
    I sprang from da bat-troom to see what's da matta!
    Away to da window I flew like a cap,
    Tore open da buglar bars and hid all da cash.

    Da Vikings on da lawn, with da new-fallen snow?
    It gave me a woodie, I swear to Gawd it did grow!,
    Den, what to my wondrin eyes should appear,
    But Chester Taylor, and 45 players in football gear,

    Wit a little coach so skinny, a moustache so thick,
    I knew in a moment it must be Brad Childress.
    Moved here from da eagles, his players they came,
    And he talked behind a playcard, and called dem by name:

    "Now, JOHNSON! now, BIRK! now, SHARPER and GRIFFIN!
    On, WINFIELD! on LEBER! on, WILLIAMS and WIGGINS!
    To da top of der game! to the top of this wall!
    Now win away! win away! win away them ALL!"


    Mary Chris-mus
    6-KINGS
    Farve bleed'n out in my bat-tub; 2 shots in da mout

    That's the best part.
    ;D

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    Re: 6-KINGS Chrismus Greeting

    Merry Chrismus, 6-Kings!! Hope you are doing well.

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    Re: 6-KINGS Chrismus Greeting

    That's awesome 6! Great job.

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    Re: 6-KINGS Chrismus Greeting

    LOL, Love your rendition 6!

    Merry Christmas & Happy Festivus!

    I hope Santa brings you plenty of taters for Christmas.

    Try hanging fishnet stocking by the fireplace this year to see what Santa will fill them with.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: 6-KINGS Chrismus Greeting

    Nice work 6, very creative!!

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    Re: 6-KINGS Chrismus Greeting

    "6-KINGS" wrote:
    'Twas da night before Chrismus', when all true da house,
    Farve bleed'n out in my bat-tub; 2 shots in da mout.
    Da Lions were hung in da cellar wit care,
    In hopes the 1st round soon would be der;
    Da Bears were hiding under der beds,
    Hiding from my baseball bat, cuz I would bash in der heads;
    My mamma in her 'buthcher apron, and I in my cap,
    Had just settled down for a night of much whack,

    Den out on da lawn,der was sumting da matter,
    I sprang from da bat-troom to see what's da matta!
    Away to da window I flew like a cap,
    Tore open da buglar bars and hid all da cash.

    Da Vikings on da lawn, with da new-fallen snow?
    It gave me a woodie, I swear to Gawd it did grow!,
    Den, what to my wondrin eyes should appear,
    But Chester Taylor, and 45 players in football gear,

    Wit a little coach so skinny, a moustache so thick,
    I knew in a moment it must be Brad Childress.
    Moved here from da eagles, his players they came,
    And he talked behind a playcard, and called dem by name:

    "Now, JOHNSON! now, BIRK! now, SHARPER and GRIFFIN!
    On, WINFIELD! on LEBER! on, WILLIAMS and WIGGINS!
    To da top of der game! to the top of this wall!
    Now win away! win away! win away them ALL!"


    Mary Chris-mus
    6-KINGS

    Very good Six!


    But seriously disturbed!


    Merry Christmas!
    What we've got here is failure to communicate.

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    Re: 6-KINGS Chrismus Greeting

    "6-KINGS" wrote:
    'Twas da night before Chrismus', when all true da house,
    Farve bleed'n out in my bat-tub; 2 shots in da mout.
    Da Lions were hung in da cellar wit care,
    In hopes the 1st round soon would be der;
    Da Bears were hiding under der beds,
    Hiding from my baseball bat, cuz I would bash in der heads;
    My mamma in her 'buthcher apron, and I in my cap,
    Had just settled down for a night of much whack,

    Den out on da lawn,der was sumting da matter,
    I sprang from da bat-troom to see what's da matta!
    Away to da window I flew like a cap,
    Tore open da buglar bars and hid all da cash.

    Da Vikings on da lawn, with da new-fallen snow?
    It gave me a woodie, I swear to Gawd it did grow!,
    Den, what to my wondrin eyes should appear,
    But Chester Taylor, and 45 players in football gear,

    Wit a little coach so skinny, a moustache so thick,
    I knew in a moment it must be Brad Childress.
    Moved here from da eagles, his players they came,
    And he talked behind a playcard, and called dem by name:

    "Now, JOHNSON! now, BIRK! now, SHARPER and GRIFFIN!
    On, WINFIELD! on LEBER! on, WILLIAMS and WIGGINS!
    To da top of der game! to the top of this wall!
    Now win away! win away! win away them ALL!"


    Mary Chris-mus
    6-KINGS
    6 is OFFICIALLY out of the closet...he admits that Viking football players give him WOODIES!!!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: 6-KINGS Chrismus Greeting

    Woodies? Har har har........got pics?

    BTW, still waiting on them pasties you promised last year.....

    Merry Christmas to you too, 6!!!!


    Personally, I don't think there is intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

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