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    The 4WD with seats made of whale penis

    OK, the next time you win the lottery and have more money than you know what to do with, consider this for those winter highways, or just showing off what noone else would want.

    http://www.smh.com.au/drive/motor-ne...1016-gzsq.html



    If four-wheel-drives weren’t politically incorrect enough, a Russian car maker is offering one with whale penis leather trim. By RICHARD BLACKBURN.

    A Russian armoured-car builder is boasting that its latest vehicle has seats covered with “whale-penis leather”.

    The €1 million ($1.6 million) Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition armoured car has been developed by the same company, RussoBaltique, that built armoured vehicles for Tsar Nicholas, Vladimir Lenin and Leon Trotsky.

    On its official website, the company says the whale-penis leather is the same as that used by Greek shipping magnate Aristotle Onassis on the yacht Christina O.

    Onassis is rumoured to have had some of the barstools on the yacht, the world’s most expensive at the time, covered in the controversial leather.

    The leather is not the only tacky accessory on the Prombron, which Dartz claims is the world’s most expensive SUV.

    The bulletproof windows are gold-plated, the exhaust is made of tungsten, the gauges are encrusted with diamonds and rubies and the exterior has a Kevlar coating.

    The car also comes with three bottles of the world’s most expensive Vodka, RussoBaltique, although the website does warn prospective buyers not to drink and drive.

    The vehicle is being specially prepared for the ultra-exclusive Top Marques luxury motor show in Monaco next year.

    Dartz’s armoured vehicles weigh roughly 4 tonnes, are powered by V8s putting out between 300kW and 400kW and are “rocket grenade-proof” according to the website.

    For those wondering just how may whales may need to be harvested to outfit the special edition, the answer is not many. The penis of the Blue Whale, for example, can grow up to 2.4 metres.

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    Re: The 4WD with seats made of whale penis

    You know you've finally made in this world when you can sit back in your plush penis seats and sip the finest vodka.
    Fuck the rest of the world...you're now on top.

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    Re: The 4WD with seats made of whale *****

    Chicks totally love whale penis leather.

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    Re: The 4WD with seats made of whale penis

    [size=12pt]Oh oh...trouble brewing on the whale penis front?[/size]
    Found this comment under the article in discussion:

    I have been following this story on the blogs for some days, and thought it was a joke to begin with.

    If it isn't a joke then I am not sure its not going to happen as the carmaker's maybe hope.

    The use of such whale products is illegal under CITES regulations for most countries if the manufacturer intends to export the car with such whale products. Only a few countries have reservations to the CITES ban on exports of whale products.

    One also has to ask where the supposed leather is going to come from. I see the carmaker's site has a picture of what appears to be an orca, and some sort of baleen whale, but all are protected except in a few countries. For example, the take of gray whales in Russia is only allowed in cases of aboriginal subsistence hunts and should not be used for such commercial purposes.

    If the car is manufactured in a European country, (I am not sure if the company is based in the EU) then the use of whale products is also outlawed throughout the EU.

    I do hope that this is a publicity stunt.

    You can check these issues on http://www.wdcs.org

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    Re: The 4WD with seats made of whale penis

    UH OHHHH

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    Re: The 4WD with seats made of whale *****

    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    Chicks totally love whale ***** leather.
    Yeah, I've always wanted to know when I'm driving down the street that I'm sitting on some premium whale penis.

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    Re: The 4WD with seats made of whale *****

    "triedandtruevikesfan" wrote:
    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    Chicks totally love whale ***** leather.
    Yeah, I've always wanted to know when I'm driving down the street that I'm sitting on some premium whale *****.
    Don't blame you, with you riding in there the seats would be too hard. ;D

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    Re: The 4WD with seats made of whale penis

    I would rather have a living whale
    We're bringing purple back.

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    Re: The 4WD with seats made of whale penis

    [size=15pt]2009's Douchiest Cars[/size]

    [img width=450 height=160]http://assets.heavy.com/post_assets/2009/10/1513/1255626008_dartz-monaco.jpg[/img]

    Dartz Monaco Red Diamond. Basically, this is the car that Idi Amin would drive, were he still kicking around. Steel-plated doors and bulletproof windows are topped off by a cherry-red finish that will hide a bloodstain no problem, the exterior is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to this mongoloid Humvee. Step inside and bask in the glory of white gold gauges encrusted with precious gemstones, and settle into the huge seats upholstered with... whale penis leather. You heard me, this car actually boasts a Shamu schlong interior. That - that's kinda gay, bro.
    Disclaimer: I'm an idiot.

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    Re: The 4WD with seats made of whale *****

    "triedandtruevikesfan" wrote:
    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    Chicks totally love whale ***** leather.
    Yeah, I've always wanted to know when I'm driving down the street that I'm sitting on some premium whale penis.
    It would be worse if it was sticky

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