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    Re: The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army

    not only that but squid pie was funny as hell

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    Re: The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army

    "Schutz" wrote:
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    5. Not allowed to get silicone breast implants.
    Weird, because in the Air Force females were actually able to get them on the govt's dime if it was determined it would help their mental help...

    Not to bash the AF, but you have to be kidding me. That branch of the service sure is pampered.
    As they should be, without the Air Force's air superiority and well trained units we would have massive casualties in conflicts like Afghanistan and Iraq.
    The Air Force is the backbone of the military with support and transportation that gives us the edge in our military.

    Nothing like a converted C-130 gunship flying overhead to drive that home.
    Few things can make an infantry soldier happier than the arrival of a Spooky in a fight...

    FYI I heard that the navy does boob jobs too, but don't know that for a fact.
    Besides, if it meant that my female colleagues had big racks, who was I to complain... ;D
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    Re: The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army

    "Schutz" wrote:
    As they should be, without the Air Force's air superiority and well trained units we would have massive casualties in conflicts like Afghanistan and Iraq.
    The Air Force is the backbone of the military with support and transportation that gives us the edge in our military.

    Nothing like a converted C-130 gunship flying overhead to drive that home.
    This was in the movie transformers.
    Best part of the movie. "Bring the rain..."
    [youtube=425,350]K2AWjMC15OU[/youtube]
    Zeus wrote:
    When are you going to realize that picking out the 20 bad throws this year and ignoring the 300 good ones does not make your point?

    =Z=

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    Re: The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army

    #1 on this list should be:

    NO LONGER ALLOWED TO USE THE NAME "SKIPPY".
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    Re: The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army

    6. Not allowed to play “Pulp Fiction” with a suction-cup dart pistol and any officer.

    15. Not allowed to train adopted stray dogs to “Sic Brass!”

    33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.

    34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.

    61. If one soldier has a 2nd Lt bar on his uniform, and I have an E-4 on mine It means he outranks me. It does not mean “I have been promoted three more times than you”.

    103. My commander is not old enough to have fought in the civil war, and I should stop implying that he did.

    114. I cannot trade my CO to the Russians.

    129. The Microsoft ® “Dancing Paperclip” is not authorized to countermand any orders.

    130. “I’m drunk” is a bad answer to any question posed by my commander.

    151. The proper way to report to my Commander is “Specialist Schwarz, reporting as ordered, Sir” not “You can’t prove a thing!”

    197. I am not allowed to sing “Henry the VIII I am” until verse 68 ever again.

    213. Do not convince NCO’s that their razorbumps are the result of microscopic parasites.
    Dear God, how is this guy still in the army.

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    Re: The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army

    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    "Schutz" wrote:
    As they should be, without the Air Force's air superiority and well trained units we would have massive casualties in conflicts like Afghanistan and Iraq.
    The Air Force is the backbone of the military with support and transportation that gives us the edge in our military.

    Nothing like a converted C-130 gunship flying overhead to drive that home.
    This was in the movie transformers.
    Best part of the movie. "Bring the rain..."
    [youtube=425,350]K2AWjMC15OU[/youtube]
    Love that movie...just saw it recently...and that scene is awesome.
    Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood. - H.L. Mencken

    Come from the land of the ice and snow...

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    Re: The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army

    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    "Schutz" wrote:
    "VikingMD" wrote:
    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    5. Not allowed to get silicone breast implants.
    Weird, because in the Air Force females were actually able to get them on the govt's dime if it was determined it would help their mental help...

    Not to bash the AF, but you have to be kidding me. That branch of the service sure is pampered.
    As they should be, without the Air Force's air superiority and well trained units we would have massive casualties in conflicts like Afghanistan and Iraq.
    The Air Force is the backbone of the military with support and transportation that gives us the edge in our military.

    Nothing like a converted C-130 gunship flying overhead to drive that home.
    Few things can make an infantry soldier happier than the arrival of a Spooky in a fight...

    FYI I heard that the navy does boob jobs too, but don't know that for a fact.
    Besides, if it meant that my female colleagues had big racks, who was I to complain... ;D
    Not on my watch, not in my Navy.

    By the way, the old Blue and Gold has a pretty formidable Air assett as well and we have approx 4 acres of Soveriegn Soil called an aircraft carrier we can strike anywere from.
    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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