The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army

**Vikes_King** · 03-10-2008, 09:30 PM

The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army

The Skippy List

A quick note:

I donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t mind if you want to quote a few items from my list of your site.
But please do not copy the list in itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s entirety.

Explanations of these events:a) I did myself, and either got in trouble or commended. (I had a Major shake my hand for the piss bottle thing, for instance.)
b) I witnessed another soldier do it. (Like the Sergeant we had, that basically went insane, and crucified some dead mice.)
c) Was spontaneously informed I was not allowed to do. (Like start a porn studio.)
d) Was the result of a clarification of the above. (Ã¢â‚¬Å“What about especially patriotic porn?Ã¢â‚¬Â)
e) I was just minding my own business, when something happened. (Ã¢â‚¬Å“SchwarzÃ¢â‚¬Â¦what is *that*?Ã¢â‚¬Â said the Sgt, as he pointed to the back of my car? Ã¢â‚¬Å“UmÃ¢â‚¬Â¦.a rubber sheepÃ¢â‚¬Â¦I can explain why thatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s thereÃ¢â‚¬Â¦.Ã¢â‚¬Â)

To explain how IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve stayed out of jail/alive/not beaten up too badlyÃ¢â‚¬Â¦.. IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m funny, so they let me live.

The 213 ThingsÃ¢â‚¬Â¦.

**singersp** · 03-11-2008, 05:20 AM

It made more sense when I clicked the link & read this;

The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army

You might want to include that at the beginning of your post.

**Vikes_King** · 03-11-2008, 03:49 PM

yea good call, edited the the title

**NodakPaul** · 03-11-2008, 03:55 PM

5. Not allowed to get silicone breast implants.

Weird, because in the Air Force females were actually able to get them on the govt's dime if it was determined it would help their mental help...

**NodakPaul** · 03-11-2008, 03:56 PM

20. Must not taunt the French any more.

And I don't see a problem with this either. ;D

21. Must attempt to not antagonize SAS.

22. Must never call an SAS a Ã¢â‚¬Å“WankerÃ¢â‚¬Â.

This, however, is just asking for trouble...

**Vikes_King** · 03-11-2008, 04:25 PM

"NodakPaul" wrote:

5. Not allowed to get silicone breast implants.

Weird, because in the Air Force females were actually able to get them on the govt's dime if it was determined it would help their mental help...

yea, but he's not a female
;D

**AngloVike** · 03-11-2008, 04:27 PM

"NodakPaul" wrote:

20. Must not taunt the French any more.

And I don't see a problem with this either. ;D

21. Must attempt to not antagonize SAS.

22. Must never call an SAS a Ã¢â‚¬Å“WankerÃ¢â‚¬Â.

This, however, is just asking for trouble...

of course taunting/antagonising or call French special forces personnel wankers is perfectly within the rules and is actively encouraged

**Jilly** · 03-11-2008, 04:39 PM

"NodakPaul" wrote:

5. Not allowed to get silicone breast implants.

Weird, because in the Air Force females were actually able to get them on the govt's dime if it was determined it would help their mental help...

Not to bash the AF, but you have to be kidding me. That branch of the service sure is pampered.

**Schutz** · 03-12-2008, 03:02 AM

"VikingMD" wrote:

"NodakPaul" wrote:

5. Not allowed to get silicone breast implants.

Weird, because in the Air Force females were actually able to get them on the govt's dime if it was determined it would help their mental help...

Not to bash the AF, but you have to be kidding me. That branch of the service sure is pampered.

As they should be, without the Air Force's air superiority and well trained units we would have massive casualties in conflicts like Afghanistan and Iraq.
The Air Force is the backbone of the military with support and transportation that gives us the edge in our military.

Nothing like a converted C-130 gunship flying overhead to drive that home.

**singersp** · 03-12-2008, 04:31 AM

"Schutz" wrote:

"VikingMD" wrote:

"NodakPaul" wrote:

5. Not allowed to get silicone breast implants.

Weird, because in the Air Force females were actually able to get them on the govt's dime if it was determined it would help their mental help...

Not to bash the AF, but you have to be kidding me. That branch of the service sure is pampered.

As they should be, without the Air Force's air superiority and well trained units we would have massive casualties in conflicts like Afghanistan and Iraq.
The Air Force is the backbone of the military with support and transportation that gives us the edge in our military.

Nothing like a converted C-130 gunship flying overhead to drive that home.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3182374907519118544&q=desert+storm+bombs&total=52& start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=4