Thread: 2009 Darwin Awards
12-30-2009, 03:11 PM #1
2009 Darwin Awards
It's that time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.
12-30-2009, 03:14 PM #2
Re:2009 Darwin AwardsAfter stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain
12-31-2009, 02:32 AM #3
Re:2009 Darwin Awards
"You would almost look passable if you stuck your face in a wind turbine"
I am stealing that line.We're bringing purple back.
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