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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

    11.
    You find yourself stressing out about playing the 0-16 Lions.
    "There are 3 things that sell in America:
    Violence, sex, and drugs.
    The only way you are going to make this game more appealing to the public than it was before is if there are on field orgies at halftime and the domes become massive opium dens."

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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

    12.
    You know for a fact your team has the finest cheerleaders in the division (solely because we have the only ones in the division)
    "There are 3 things that sell in America:
    Violence, sex, and drugs.
    The only way you are going to make this game more appealing to the public than it was before is if there are on field orgies at halftime and the domes become massive opium dens."

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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

    13.
    Every December you are telling people the Vikings have a good chance of making the playoffs and review all of the scenarios that make it possible.
    Rock out with your cock out!!!

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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

    14.
    If you like the Minnesota Vikings
    "There are 3 things that sell in America:
    Violence, sex, and drugs.
    The only way you are going to make this game more appealing to the public than it was before is if there are on field orgies at halftime and the domes become massive opium dens."

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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

    15. You say we are superbowl ready.. Then a few months later are sad we missed the playoffs

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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

    "oaklandzoo24" wrote:
    11.
    You find yourself stressing out about playing the 0-16 Lions.
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    AMEN. i THOUGHT I WAS RHE ONLY ONE

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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

    "VIKINGinGEORGIA" wrote:
    "oaklandzoo24" wrote:
    11.
    You find yourself stressing out about playing the 0-16 Lions.
    :

    AMEN. i THOUGHT I WAS RHE ONLY ONE
    Nope your just a vikings fan
    ;D
    "There are 3 things that sell in America:
    Violence, sex, and drugs.
    The only way you are going to make this game more appealing to the public than it was before is if there are on field orgies at halftime and the domes become massive opium dens."

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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

    "vikes2456" wrote:
    3 This is from the scout site comments but still hilarious
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    Up by 14 with under two minutes to go and you can recite to friends no less that 100 seemingly reasonable and logical scenarios that will result in a Vikings loss."




    This one pretty much describes every sunday during the fall - since kindergarden!

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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

    "Purple" wrote:
    "vikes2456" wrote:
    3 This is from the scout site comments but still hilarious
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    Up by 14 with under two minutes to go and you can recite to friends no less that 100 seemingly reasonable and logical scenarios that will result in a Vikings loss."




    This one pretty much describes every sunday during the fall - since kindergarden!
    Lmao, no kiding, they're always rolling through my head.
    At this point I can't even control it, this force just pops one thought into my head:
    "Watch, see here, they'll blow it..."

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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

    "vikes2456" wrote:
    That sucked, lets start our own one

    1-(more for out of state people) Whenever tell people your favorite team, they respond with a puzzled look
    Finally.
    ;D
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