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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

    That sucked, lets start our own one

    1-(more for out of state people) Whenever tell people your favorite team, they respond with a puzzled look

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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

    2.
    You own a purple jersey with the number 69 on it and yet you are not gay.
    "There are 3 things that sell in America:
    Violence, sex, and drugs.
    The only way you are going to make this game more appealing to the public than it was before is if there are on field orgies at halftime and the domes become massive opium dens."

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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

    3 This is from the scout site comments but still hilarious
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    Up by 14 with under two minutes to go and you can recite to friends no less that 100 seemingly reasonable and logical scenarios that will result in a Vikings loss."





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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

    4.
    You let your wife watch the games even though she is only interested in seeing Visanthe Shiancoe lockerroom scenes.
    "There are 3 things that sell in America:
    Violence, sex, and drugs.
    The only way you are going to make this game more appealing to the public than it was before is if there are on field orgies at halftime and the domes become massive opium dens."

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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

    5.
    You sang Purple Rain in the shower after the 1998 NFC Championship Game as you cried for an excess of atleast 5 hours.
    "There are 3 things that sell in America:
    Violence, sex, and drugs.
    The only way you are going to make this game more appealing to the public than it was before is if there are on field orgies at halftime and the domes become massive opium dens."

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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

    6.
    You have thought of banging Barney in hopes that your child would turn out to be a Purple People Eater.
    "There are 3 things that sell in America:
    Violence, sex, and drugs.
    The only way you are going to make this game more appealing to the public than it was before is if there are on field orgies at halftime and the domes become massive opium dens."

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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

    7.
    Your wife has a mullet and a "69 me shirt" but you still love her and you don't live in a trailer park.
    "There are 3 things that sell in America:
    Violence, sex, and drugs.
    The only way you are going to make this game more appealing to the public than it was before is if there are on field orgies at halftime and the domes become massive opium dens."

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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

    8.
    Randy Moss convinced you that Purple Haze was a performance enhancing supplement.
    "There are 3 things that sell in America:
    Violence, sex, and drugs.
    The only way you are going to make this game more appealing to the public than it was before is if there are on field orgies at halftime and the domes become massive opium dens."

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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

    9.
    Watching your favorite team perform in the playoffs is akin to punching yourself in the balls every twenty minutes.
    Rock out with your cock out!!!

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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

    10.
    You have to defend your manhood every time you wear purple around your friends.
    Rock out with your cock out!!!

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