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    20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

    I agree with Minny65, not that funny at all..

    #20 was pretty funny though
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    Rosie O'Donnell is a dude!

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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

    "Mr-holland" wrote:
    I agree with Minny65, not that funny at all..

    #20 was pretty funny though
    ;D
    Yea, I liked some of the guys comments better than the list.
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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan


    More Tarvaris bashing, I am hoping this is the year he shows us all what we've been waiting for. I am a T-Jack supporter, and this is the year for me. I hope he pans out, 4th year now so if he doesn't... well then it's time to find that franchise guy, but for now, I believe a number of of guys will come into their own to help our offense take that next step. We get that help from Sydney, Aundrae, Cook-or a draft pick or two, and that list could be a little broader in scope, and not just another TJ bash party.

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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

    Up by 14 with under two minutes to go and you can recite to friends no less that 100 seemingly reasonable and logical scenarios that will result in a Vikings loss.

    The opposing team has the ball with 3rd down and 16 to go--and you're pretty sure they have us right where they want us.

    10. Hearing the words "1999 NFC Championship Game" throws you into a fit of uncontrollable rage.

    You think most people who live in Wisconsin are drunk, obese, illiterate inbred redneck morons who live year round on beer, cheese, and sausage.

    Your favorite player is the #2 QB.

    One of your most uttered phrases is "Wait 'til next year!".

    3. When friends talk about sad days in their lives like losing a loved one, you think about Gary Anderson missing that kick that possibly cost the Vikings going to the Superbowl.

    You find yourself having to defend purple as "not gay", even though it is the chosen color of "gay pride".

    -Your friends get annoyed when you answer most questions with the words "straight cash, homey".

    - You thought Mike Tice was a horrible head coach...than you realize that we had no idea what a horrible coach was until Zygi hired the bald moron that holds the job now
    We're bringing purple back.

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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

    not sure why the Viking locker room would be a porn site, but....


    3. For a time, you thought Steve Dils just might develop into a hell of a QB.
    Wow right over this guys head!

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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

    "gregair13" wrote:
    Up by 14 with under two minutes to go and you can recite to friends no less that 100 seemingly reasonable and logical scenarios that will result in a Vikings loss.

    The opposing team has the ball with 3rd down and 16 to go--and you're pretty sure they have us right where they want us.

    10. Hearing the words "1999 NFC Championship Game" throws you into a fit of uncontrollable rage.

    You think most people who live in Wisconsin are drunk, obese, illiterate inbred redneck morons who live year round on beer, cheese, and sausage.

    Your favorite player is the #2 QB.

    One of your most uttered phrases is "Wait 'til next year!".

    3. When friends talk about sad days in their lives like losing a loved one, you think about Gary Anderson missing that kick that possibly cost the Vikings going to the Superbowl.

    You find yourself having to defend purple as "not gay", even though it is the chosen color of "gay pride".

    -Your friends get annoyed when you answer most questions with the words "straight cash, homey".

    - You thought Mike Tice was a horrible head coach...than you realize that we had no idea what a horrible coach was until Zygi hired the bald moron that holds the job now
    lol more funny and more true
    Skol Vikings! Go Cubs!

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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

    How about,

    "You start talking about the draft after week 1"


    I m like a Ja Rule poster, cause I'm off the wall.

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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

    "Mr-holland" wrote:
    I agree with Minny65, not that funny at all..

    #20 was pretty funny though
    ;D
    Thats because some of them were to true to be funny.

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    Re: 20 Ways You Know You Are a Minnesota Vikings Fan

    This ones not funny but honestly I think this may be a true sign of a vikings fan...

    Someone mentions the name Foreman and the next name you think of is Chuck.
    "There are 3 things that sell in America:
    Violence, sex, and drugs.
    The only way you are going to make this game more appealing to the public than it was before is if there are on field orgies at halftime and the domes become massive opium dens."

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