The 20 things that make you a doofus

**Prophet** · 07-31-2009, 03:31 PM

[size=12pt]The 20 things that make you a doofus[/size]
By Patrick Hruby
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Originally Published: July 31, 2009

remember, was written by this guy:

**gregair13** · 07-31-2009, 04:53 PM

I have done a few of these things.

9. Putting team flags on your car
- Only during the playoffs.

14. Having an intense fantasy sports discussion while attending an actual game
- Done this all too often. I think we agreed to a trade on the spot.

18. Proclaiming special mastery of stadium scoreboard games
- I do this all the time at eskimos games. At home, its pizza boxes that switch places with prizes. The Vikings have beer bottles.

**Marrdro** · 07-31-2009, 05:18 PM

13. Waving to the television cameras

How big a doofus am I.........I could never figure out where they were at let alone wave at them.
Probably the type/quantity of barley pop in me.
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**NodakPaul** · 07-31-2009, 05:27 PM

Wow.

I have done 2, 3, 5, 9, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 18, 19 and 20.
I wanted to do 7, but my wife (gf at the time) threatened that she would say no if I did...

I am apparently a HUGE fucking doofus.

**jmcdon00** · 07-31-2009, 05:35 PM

"NodakPaul" wrote:

Wow.

I have done 2, 3, 5, 9, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 18, 19 and 20.
I wanted to do 7, but my wife (gf at the time) threatened that she would say no if I did...

I am apparently a HUGE fricken doofus.

yep.