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    2 year-old toddler has pack-a-day cigarette habit

    [size=13pt]Boy, 2, has pack-a-day habit[/size]

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    TIANJIN, China, June 30 (UPI) -- The parents of a 2-year-old in China who smokes at least a pack of cigarettes a day say they are seeking advice to help the toddler quit....

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    Re: 2 year-old toddler has pack-a-day cigarette habit

    Since when does smoking cigs reduce pain?

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    Re: 2 year-old toddler has pack-a-day cigarette habit

    "marstc09" wrote:
    Since when does smoking cigs reduce pain?
    They must have some "good shit" in those Chinese cigarettes.

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    Re: 2 year-old toddler has pack-a-day cigarette habit

    the parents told the Bohai Morning Post Liangliang's habit has gotten out of control and they are seeking methods of helping the toddler quit

    Let's see now...the kid is 2 years old and they're asking for help. I assume this story is real, since it's on UPI. If so, the title should be "2-year old has parents by the short hairs".

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    Re: 2 year-old toddler has pack-a-day cigarette habit

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    the parents told the Bohai Morning Post Liangliang's habit has gotten out of control and they are seeking methods of helping the toddler quit

    Let's see now...the kid is 2 years old and they're asking for help. I assume this story is real, since it's on UPI. If so, the title should be "2-year old has parents by the short hairs".

    How about the BabyPhat Patch?
    Here is an idea....STOP BUYING HIM CIGS!

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    Re: 2 year-old toddler has pack-a-day cigarette habit


    Opium laced smoke's for the masses in China. Who knows whats in those cigs with the way things are regulated in China.

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    Re: 2 year-old toddler has pack-a-day cigarette habit

    what kind of surgery is it that he is to young? Hell they are doing surgeries now when the baby is still in the womb.

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    Re: 2 year-old toddler has pack-a-day cigarette habit

    Disclaimer: I'm an idiot.

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    Re: 2 year-old toddler has pack-a-day cigarette habit

    "marstc09" wrote:
    "VikingMike" wrote:
    the parents told the Bohai Morning Post Liangliang's habit has gotten out of control and they are seeking methods of helping the toddler quit

    Let's see now...the kid is 2 years old and they're asking for help. I assume this story is real, since it's on UPI. If so, the title should be "2-year old has parents by the short hairs".

    How about the BabyPhat Patch?
    Here is an idea....STOP BUYING HIM CIGS!
    Its the other factory workers at the sweatshop where he makes cheap NFL jerseys that keep giving him his fix, the group of rouge 4-5 year olds there.

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