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    12-Year-Old Girl Gets Adult Goodie Bag At Concert

    Guess this marketing idea didn't turn out as planned


    Mother: Bag Had Condoms, Lover's Lane Catalog, Other X-Rated Items

    http://cbs2chicago.com/local/local_story_180114002.html

    A Burbank mother has expressed her outrage after Toyota Park concert sponsors handed her disabled 12-year-old daughter a goodie bag including condoms and a sex-toy catalogue Sunday.

    Pam Richard, 39, says she spent $167 to take her daughters Heather, 12, Crystal, 14, and Hala, 18, to the B96 Summerbash at the Bridgeview stadium.

    The trip to see stars including Akon, Rihanna and Hilary Duff perform was intended to be a family celebration of Crystal's eighth-grade graduation.

    But the outing was soured during a pre-show performance inside the stadium grounds, Richard said.

    "The dancers were handing out CDs, so I went to the front to get one for Heather," she said.

    "Heather has a disability similar to Tourette's syndrome, which makes her nervous in crowds and clench her fists when she's excited, so she couldn't ask herself.

    "But when I told the dancer she was disabled, he wouldn't give me one.

    "I asked again and he handed Heather a pink bag -- when I saw what was inside, I was shocked."

    Inside the bag, which was put together by Lisle-based nightclub promotions company Mixmaster Throwdown, were two condoms, a catalogue for the adult store Lover's Lane, an explicit CD titled "Vigina," "Bearly Legal" sun-tan lotion sachets printed with marijuana leaves and a book of gag "sex coupons" entitling the bearer to direct sex videos and other sexual favors.

    "I am disgusted they would promote sex and drugs to a 12-year-old," Richard said

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    Re: 12-Year-Old Girl Gets Adult Goodie Bag At Concert

    Well you need to teach your kids about the birds and the bees sometime.
    Might as well give them a gift bag and tell them everything.

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    Re: 12-Year-Old Girl Gets Adult Goodie Bag At Concert

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    Well you need to teach your kids about the birds and the bees sometime.
    Might as well give them a gift bag and tell them everything.
    I was going to have kids once.

    Then I found out they can't be used as tax write offs, so I figured "What's the point then?"

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    Re: 12-Year-Old Girl Gets Adult Goodie Bag At Concert

    That's pretty sick man...who the hell would give something like that to a DISABLED 12 YEAR OLD GIRL????
    That dude needs his ass kicked and his teeth smashed in.

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    Re: 12-Year-Old Girl Gets Adult Goodie Bag At Concert

    Hey i'm drunk I'd do her/

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    Re: 12-Year-Old Girl Gets Adult Goodie Bag At Concert

    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    Hey i'm drunk I'd do her/
    Hahahaha, wtf man?

    Serious wtf. Hahah

    I think you need to meet with this guy.


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    Re: 12-Year-Old Girl Gets Adult Goodie Bag At Concert

    When she's 18 I meant.




    I am king i HAVE EVERY THREAD.

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    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    When she's 18 I meant.




    I am king i HAVE EVERY THREAD.
    Oh sure you did.

    Admit it, you just wanted to bag that special needs 12 year old because her little hands would make your d*ck look huge...

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    "baumy300" wrote:
    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    When she's 18 I meant.




    I am king i HAVE EVERY THREAD.
    Oh sure you did.

    Admit it, you just wanted to bag that special needs 12 year old because her little hands would make your d*ck look huge...
    Now your on to something!

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    Re: 12-Year-Old Girl Gets Adult Goodie Bag At Concert

    "baumy300" wrote:
    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    When she's 18 I meant.




    I am king i HAVE EVERY THREAD.
    Oh sure you did.

    Admit it, you just wanted to bag that special needs 12 year old because her little hands would make your d*ck look huge...
    Congratulations. You made me start my morning by puking.

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