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    The 11 Most Badass Last Words Ever Uttered

    Everyone hopes to leave a legacy. To be remembered after our passing is the closest thing humans have to immortality, at least until cryogenics figures out how to reanimate Walt Disney's head.

    Some people try to pull off immortality with a lifetime of achievements and noble acts. But why piss away all that energy on altruism when you can simply spout one badass quote before you take the dirt nap and live on through eternity known as a guy who needed a second casket for his balls?
    http://www.cracked.com/article_16354_11-most-badass-last-words-ever-uttered.html

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    Re: The 11 Most Badass Last Words Ever Uttered

    Once in a blue moon, God reaches down from his lofty perch, points at an infant boy and proclaims, "This one shall have balls carved out of fucking granite." Kit Carson was one such man.

    From fur trapper, to wilderness guide, to frontier warrior, Kit Carson was so much man that he actually defecated Chuck Norris. In the end, all he needed to feel complete was one more hot, brown meal so he could crack an amusing fart while arm wrestling with God.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    Re: The 11 Most Badass Last Words Ever Uttered

    Now that was a really good read. Thanks.

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    Re: The 11 Most Badass Last Words Ever Uttered

    "Formo" wrote:
    Once in a blue moon, God reaches down from his lofty perch, points at an infant boy and proclaims, "This one shall have balls carved out of fucking granite." Kit Carson was one such man.

    From fur trapper, to wilderness guide, to frontier warrior, Kit Carson was so much man that he actually defecated Chuck Norris. In the end, all he needed to feel complete was one more hot, brown meal so he could crack an amusing fart while arm wrestling with God.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    [img width=450 height=234]http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/lastwords/kit.jpg[/img]

    That was my favorite too. Fun reading.
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    Re: The 11 Most Badass Last Words Ever Uttered

    funny article indeed. i wonder what my last words will be
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    Re: The 11 Most Badass Last Words Ever Uttered

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    funny article indeed. i wonder what my last words will be
    Mine will be, FUCK THE PACKERS AND THEIR FANS!

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    "marstc09" wrote:
    "gregair13" wrote:
    funny article indeed. i wonder what my last words will be
    Mine will be, FUCK THE PACKERS AND THEIR FANS!

    LMAO...I hope mine are "thank God we won a Super Bowl before I died." ;D
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    Re: The 11 Most Badass Last Words Ever Uttered

    lol, some pretty damn funny ones in there..


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